Sho Time

Aye, was also apparently sitting next to the chairman of the JFT96 campaign.

This is bang on and why I think we can beat them. Liverpool fans go mental at the fact that for all Klopp's high pressing attacking nous, his team often struggle to break well-drilled defensive teams down who play on the counter.

WTF is he doing?

This. He may have had his faults but growing up in the era of his tenure made me love football as much as I do now. It also shouldn't be underestimated the amount of jobs he & his family have created in the Newcastle area. RIP. Also this. RIP Freddy.

dont watch it then Who you telling what to do? I wonder.

Phenomenal, again. Can't wait till he gets a red card/retrospective ban for being too good for us.

Mitrovic's link up play was generally very good when he was playing in the Championship last season, not to mention he has shown he has a good understanding with Perez too. If we're going to play him in the #10 role, then Mitro has to start the next game for me.

Was/jhas this stamp been brought up on MOTD2?

2-1 win.

Mbember, Mbember, the 5th of MBEMBER. Fucking MBEMBER, man.

Moved © from Kane to Jesus. FUCK OFF

Aye, the Mag is shite but they've definitely never outrightly lied about something a player has said. It's pretty much slander to suggest he's gone out slagging off the fans, and it was never denied by Elliott himself.

Nah, he's a weasel who sucked up to Pardew as he knew it was his only way of staying because he wasn't good enough. We'll improve drastically with a proper 'keeper who can actually get down to save low shots.

Heard he was raped by Lascelles.

Liam didn't even say anything wrong. No need for that like.

FWIW I don't think he will, most likely he'll only go down the Josef Fritzl route.

Yeah, cracking centre half and a great attitude. Just hope he doesn't end up like Ian Watkins.

Wonder what their figure looks like if you exclude free ticket handouts.

Must have been a hard meal, like.

WTF On a par with the "Hope Steve Harper doesn't go down the same path as Gary Speed" line.

I honestly feel that Liverpool is just a winnable a game as Brighton. Klopp absolutely hates playing against teams that soak up pressure and counter, and they're appalling at defending set-pieces while we have Lascelles and Clark. Only thing that will be difficult about Liverpool is if they have Mane/Coutinho playing together by then, and they rifle in low shots against Blobby.

Fuk of mag

"Super White Army" is actually the (only) chant that Tranmere fan's have. Although because they're situated in Birkenhead I can see why they'd see some racial connotations there...

I also feel we should ban chants such as "Jamie Vardy's having a party" as it reinforces the stereotype that white British males are drunken, drug-fuelled party-animals.

Oh fuck off.