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My mate had his down as Moleicester City and someone from his work reported it. He then changed it to GRASShopper Zurich in response.

Those 2 lads done a class one for Gayle as well.

As much as I like him as a character, I can't help but feel he has obvious limitations that even Rafa struggles to cover up. When Rafa goes (could easily happen at the end of the season) we could be lumbered with a bit of an oaf for an extra 4 years who is lost without that direction. Although I suppose we would be where we deserve to be the way Ashley runs things, and he'd be a very good Championship defender...

Unless they want to start talking about the Kachunga incident, when he actually injured the oppponent and didn't even get a talking to, they can fuck right off. This high-foot bollocks is just flavour of the month.

Elliott is fucking turd like, that was a horrible 30-second delay I had on my stream there as he was coming out to "claim" the ball.

I read that last night, really enjoyed it. Agree he comes off as a really nice, down-to-earth guy.

On this Adrien Silva deal I'm sure I read on SSN that Leicester were granted an extra hour by FIFA to complete the deal, and they missed that by 14 seconds. If that was the case, I can see why they'd play hardball as they'd already given them plenty of leeway to complete.

NUFC 96/95 Home 99/00 Away 01/02 Home 03/04 Home (Shearer) 11/12 Home Juve 02/03 Home Deportivo La Coruna 04/05 Home England 02/03 Away Malaga 13/14 Home Special mention to the NUFC13/14 away full kit my lass got me for my birthday that year, which was auctioned the NUFC Foundation eBay account, the last kit that Shola ever wore (and he was sent off). It's still hanging up in my wardrobe but it'll be getting framed once my loft conversion and office is set up. The top itself isn't actually that big, believe it or not, but the shorts are fucking massive.

So does this one go in ace or brutal posts?

He's better than the 6 of them combined.

@Mike Ashley http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/11-free-agents-your-team-11093638

How I feel right now.

Bony will be fired up for this 1 game on his debut. He'll score, likely in a 1-0 win for Swansea, then be turboshit and won't score for the rest of the season (apart from when he scores 1 more goal against us at SJP, too).

Aye having no left back is the reason we'll not qualify for the Champions League. Nowt to do with being a newly promoted side still with a championship squad, oh and it was never our goal in the first place. A few strokes of luck and who knows, a couple of bad runs for the top clubs and we could be there or there abouts. Fuck sake Pards went into the last 2 games with a chance of Champions league. Teams have pushed on since then, we have declined since then. The aim was never CL, in fact there was no aim. Rafa said we would take things one game at a time and see what happens.

Look at him sticking his chewing gum under the table as well. Horrible cunt.

Or Ashley could not spend £65m on shares (£40m Debenhams & £25m GAME) within the transfer window and actually back his investment and help the club he owns push on. The TV money is already gone tbh.

How is that using the future tense? The club generates this money from promotion - whether it's there or not RIGHT NOW is irrelevant, it is coming in so even if money was put in by Ashley it can be offset at the end of the season if you want to take this argument. What Ashley is doing is knowingly twisting his words and moving the goalposts in the hope that he can force Rafa to walk or have another club take him off his hands before the end of the season, then that way he can appoint yet another yes-man and not fulful this promise built on lies and deceipt. Anyone defending Ashley over this is a fucking idiot, completely naïve and absolutely deserve this shower of shit Newcastle United. Crack on.

I think the circus is more of a reason Sky pick us as opposed to the ground being full.

Rumours this becoming highly probable now. Someone has also edited his Wiki page. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Targett_(footballer)

As if Fulham even have £18m man, when their owner is also selling players from underneath the manager. What a fucking crock of shit, at least make it believable. May as well say Real Madrid are monitoring him too.

Mike:

Lukaku £90m Fair one, no idea how I forgot about that.

I know. But solid as in a bunch of disciplined effective players who won't get relegated. But then it will be up to whoever came next to not f*** that up. I know but I just cant see it, Rafa will either leave now or at the end of the season. Ashley wont invest again next season and will expect miracles from the knacker who replaces Rafa. Rafa Will be gone by January As will the squad's motivation. Especially the likes of Merino. Aye, this is the problem with a toxic club and always has been the case with Ashley. The new signings come in, strive to impress for a few games, and then once they've realised what a cesspit of mediocrity the club is due to the limitations set by the horrible cunt at the top, they lose their will to really fight for the team as no matter what they do, it'll never be enough to achieve anything here.

No way Everton have only spent over £40m this summer surely?