Sho Time

Just think of all the coon FYP

Does anyone even know where Mahrez is going? Or has he given Algeria a note signed by his mam to just fuck off training for a bit?

Aye, but spending money is no guarantee of staying up. #mike

Yep, that's what everyone pays their season ticket money for!

Happy another bit of deadwood is out the door, however... Still no incomings as a result! From being adamant Rafa will see out the season I'm genuinely worried about him making it to January now.

Calm down bedwetters, it's only 13:30 on deadline day and we still have over 9 hours. #wait

You no dey speak pidgin?

Kolo Toure on a 1-year deal for peanuts will be the big deadline day announcement for us IMO.

What?

haaaar what a pure little hippy

Vasquez pls

Definitely had BTTS and Rangers to win on.

in what way? He likes a striker in the mould of Gayle to run the channels, especially as his number 1 choice upfront. He has a mobile target man in Joselu already. Edit: Origi has been mentioned and I can see that being possible, however I'd honestly rather keep Gayle I think. I watch Liverpool a fair bit due to living round the area and my lasses family all being Reds and whenever I've seen him he looks completely fucking braindead and just shit all round. Fast, but nowt else.

Not a Rafa striker, way too injury prone and unreliable. Massive wages. Nee chance on that one.

Merino Faye Passing 9 3 Tackling 8 7 Massive heed 2 10 Total 19 20 Oh well, looks like Amdy was indeed superior.

Farewell sweet neanderthal

Next update from Ryder will be to confirm that Newcastle have not earmarked Diego Costa as a replacement for Dwight Gayle.

Yep, they can fuck right off.

I can believe this has happened, but I also can't either. It's an absolute joke that this has happened, that they've overridden the referee's decision based on nothing more than the words of Phil Neville and a lads reputation. Seriously fuck off and die, FA.

Can we reset this poll ?

He's fucking shit. Would be really disappointed with him.

He missed an absolute sitter against somebody shite like Swansea. A back post header from about 14 inches and he put it confidently wide. Was harder to miss. Villa, then Ayew scored just a few minutes later.

I reckon "Craigy" gets the job.

Ooooh an open letter, fuck off. Best of luck, Siem.