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Weird though, especially considering the stamp from Mounie on Hayden and the high foot which nearly took Mbemba's eye out which never even got yellow cards IIRC. They're fucking knackers, the lot of them.

KDB out, seems to be playing way too deep atm. Mkhitaryan in, Jese in.

Bobby Madley is such an oxygen thief.

This is so true. Turning out for Burton in 3 years time. With Rafa as his coach? I don't think so people. You misspelled Gerry Francis.

FFS. Can we not just start punting these fuckers into part-ex deals like on FM pls ? 7m + Riviere, Lazaar, Colback, Haidara, Saivet should translate into about £10m.

Not by the time we've finished with him.

As if we've went from monitoring to lodging a bid in this time.

£16m for Clucas and we can't even get £5m for Colback.

That poll. Horrendous WUM cunt.

If a number 10 was available that would definitely improve us, while costing below 10m, I've got no doubt we'd have him. By withholding funds, Rafa is literally forced to play to the same tune of his predecessors and buy players that represent little more than decent value and/or potential sell-on value. Mike Ashley never fucking learns.

Feel like I need to find a way to draft Mkhitaryan and Jese in my squad over Pedro/Tom Carroll. Not a bad start though. Foster, Simpson, Milner all with CS. Mane © and Chicarito are my other 2 players, and everyone else left to play. Not a single player below 6pts at the end of a Sat is pretty decent going.

Couple of cup games, that was it I think. IIRC he didn't look too bad in those games, but nowt special either.

FFS, I've actually pulled a muscle in my side from laughing at that.

Everything just seems dark and dingey in that photo with Woodman stuffing his fat dial. Quite fitting.

I thought your 3rd club would surely be Chelsea ?

Cue Alan Barnes post.

Man Utd > Atletico > Sevilla > Al Hilal Canny fall from grace at the end, must have just went full mercenary.

So glad we don't have another yes man who will put up with his shit. Hopefully if the worst comes it will at least encourage the fans to finally stand up and turn their backs.

FYP

Ginger Pirlo tho.

I agree, if there's any justice they'll sign him. He'll have the weight of the world on his shoulders though.

"Daft cunts LOL" in the small print too.

I don't think there's any doubt it's down to injuries and also a lack of motivation due to the dampening down of expectations under Mike Ashley, which has resulted in no actual competition to push him. To Mike Ashley there's never been any point in having 2 "purple" goalkeepers at the club.