Sho Time

We should just keep Daryl if people want that to be the case then.

Absolutely, the extra £1-2m we spent on him has basically made us £90m. Best of luck to him.

Like a new signing.

Speak to me like that again Jack and I'll wallop you one you spastic

While it'd be nice, it's not like we're signing Eden Hazard so we should bring his brother along for the ride too.

Can't see the mackems affording him tbh.

Yes luv us signing these English playaz and non of the frogs

Where? Nowhere credible (at the moment), probably one for the Twitter thread but it does seem slightly realistic. Bookies have massively dropped their odds too, which may be the cause (or a reaction to it). https://twitter.com/curtiswoodhous8/status/886641897107849216 Shift at the bookies' will be due in part to this tweet IMO - supposedly Woodhouse is quite well connected at Hull. If Woodhouse is wrong on this one I'll rub sand into his dead little eyes.

All of the above by page 3 is my prediction. He's a fast, strong, fucking shite FB. Must admit this is a pretty uninspiring signing - Rafa could sign Ali Dia and I'd still say he could get the best out of him though.

This.

Gibbs can't be costing that much, fuck knows why we aren't just moving. This is starting to absolutely take the piss now.

FYP Didn't realise John Carver worked for the Chron? Or I assume that's the regular sound of Lee hockling on the windows and licking it up?

We'll be seeing Rudolf before we see another signing at this rate, never mind Randolph hahahahaha it's taking us ages man, that's why it's funny hahaha kill me, get it over with Any relation to Adolf?

Fair play, that is class.

Love it.

Not really, the difference is he plays there and has played well in that position for his country. A lot of people wouldn't have been sure about Dier at DM but look at him now... It's only worth a shot if we don't sign a DM and Hayden gets injured though.

I agree, but c'mon. This is an awful argument for the case.

If we don't sign a new keeper, Elliott is probably our best option (although admittedly I haven't seen anything of Krul - but reports suggest he's shit now). Darlow is a good shot stopper but he was dropping clangers way too frequently in a league with way less pressure than the Premier League. There's no way we can rely on him.

Must mean they're confident of the Murphy signing now they're closer to pushing him out the door. Get rid of Darlow next and bring in a decent keeper pls.

Didn't SSN report we had a £10m total bid turned down a few days ago? Fuck knows what's going on, don't fucking care. I'm bored of it now.

Aye I think the prices are OK this year too. Seriously considering having Klaasen from Everton in my team, his record in the Dutch league (but Dutch league tho) is very good, but I'm not sure if he'll play CM with Gueye or AM. I guess it depends on whether or not they sign Sigurdsson.

Lazy bastard. https://fantasy.premierleague.com/ Aye, we can get the league sorted and the code whacked into the OP if needed.

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Looks like Lacazette has taken Lucas Perez's number too. I reckon Perez could be a decent signing despite him being older than what we usually target Looked good whenever I've seen him and could be an affordable option.

£50m for Sigurdsson, what is this madness?