Sho Time

Can't believe they've managed to fleece Everton for £30m, instalments or not.

I really hope we don't fuck about and just get in for McCarthy, he's exactly what we need to push Colback further down the pecking order too.

It was a well taken goal - that first touch to get the move started was a beauty too. Only seen the highlights so can't comment on his overall game, mind.

Love the last sentence. On this subject I once told a lass in digital I was Pete Doherty's nephew and fingered her behind those sofa things downstairs near the fire exit, it was f***ing class.

Shit and he's a massive cunt.

Absolutely heartbreaking that he has 3 kids who'll now grow up without their dad, but having another who'll never know him is just awful.

He's leaving City so no more unrealistic than Reina imo. Oh yeah I know he's leaving City, I just meant from a wages perspective. Reina is in decline at the moment so his wages wouldn't be too bad but I don't think I'd want him. Cabellero would be a huge upgrade on what we have.

Groundbreaking.

Liverpool looking at bolstering their midfield 3, while completely forgetting their defence is fucking shit shocker.

Can't see Caballero personally, but would love it if we got him. Very good 'keeper IMO.

Love the red lettering on there, don't give a fuck if it's 'red and white' - it looks great.

Happy to see us monitoring the fuck out of a very good squad option for next season.

You thought Lee Charnley looked like a thumb... The clip of 'chinky'. Everything from his name to his action just screams "MONG". There's not even words to describe my thoughts on this, it's a horrible idea and an even worse message to display. Just absolutely disgusting.

I'd definitely just get shot of Gouff while keeping Atsu. He's a far, far better option from the bench for picking up points.

I was hoping for an interview or something by now. Seems it is a bigger achievement to finish 21st than 1st. Eh? I can't say I've been watching it but everyone seems to be saying all of Sky's focus has been on Blackburn going down as opposed to our 3 game turnaround/Brighton's collapse which has led to us snatching the title out of a near-impossible situation.

Aye they've been dull since Puel took over - mind, constantly losing their best players season on season has got to be frustrating.

:lol: Can just see her speaking to her colleague: "Oh God, no. The shopping trolley enthusiast has added another string to his bow..."

We should have went for Rafa earlier when he was at Real. Proper mong.

The steward getting a telling off Good spot

YESSSSSSSSSS I COULD KICK A BABY

FFS

WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH CHANCEL MBEMBA

Like his goal against West Brom (I think it was them) 2 seasons ago Exactly what I thought when I seen it. Proper touch of class.

Goal at Villa ? No, just crowd being daft.