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More likely to Obafemi Martins than Dries Mertens FFS

I don't think we've got much right to judge clubs based on games against Blackburn, like.

Sampaoli. LERL

That was a shocking penalty, if your team have missed the last 3 penalties I've got no idea why he's trying to place it with so little conviction, just smash the fucker down the middle!

Also, Mahrez has been fucking atrocious for Leicester today.

@ Nasri, that was coming as well. Fucking idiot.

Robbie Savage "he scores the goal that takes them to the quarter final"... alreet.

Good on Leicester, cracking finish by Albrighton.

The BBC interview interruption frame with Sterling in a babywalker.

Just going out on a limb here, I don't think they are.

You're an idiot, like. Losing at home 0-3 to Fulham would suggest that maybe i'm not the idiot here. You are, though. Dummett returned from injury for the last 6 games for which we won 3 and drew 3. Got us relegated indeed. Each time it's a different player(s) that got us relegated. In the Mitro thread he's been constantly spouting off Mitro got us relegated too. I don't think I've ever seen a post saying how Sissoko got us relegated - which would still be idiotic, but at least slightly understandable.

Not as comfortable now I know that Linnington is the ref. He's a cunt.

*Insert Crumpy's "we must be the worst team ever to get promoted" line here.*

Anyone that can say with a straight face that Dummett isn't awful on the ball or going forward needs to be evaluated, like.

Their prices aren't changing so says the Chronicle. £25 is for a childs season ticket, which is fair play IMO. I know they're hardly in a position to sell themselves to the new generation of mongo's but even still they may as well get them in now and let the knackers who pay for their season tickets try and get them into it properly, so as far as business strategy goes it makes sense. £25 is better than fuck all, which is what they'd normally get for a lot of seats due to the free tickets. I agree with slating them on the free tickets patter because it's just horrendous and shows how much of a joke they are, but they're hardly going to be charging a fortune for season tickets either given the fact that they're absolute shite and they also live in a massively under-privileged area where people there don't have much money.

Can't ever see that happening. His wages would be huge in comparison to the existing structure and he'd have far better options than us looking to sign him.

We only put up with Gini for one season and he had plenty of positives for us, I don't think you can put him on the same level of Sissoko really. Yes, he didn't shine or graft much after a few months into the season, but he was playing for Newcastle under McClaren and the team as a whole was shocking. It was enough to demotivate anyone, let alone a player of his class.

About time Ox started getting more game time for Arsenal, he is fucking class.

Chelsea

Or the infamous 'Drink Beer, Smoke Tabs' Viz shirt sponsorship that the league rejected for Blyth Spartans, killjoys. I for one won't be happy until we're sponsored by Gnatwest. "Left school? No job? No money? Then fuck off."

Sell and replace the vast majority of the team. Great idea that, like. Worked wonders for QPR iirc.

Tbf he probably won't be playing for us next season anyway, regardless if he's better than our other keepers. I think Rafa will likely want shot if he wasn't willing to spend a year with him in the Championship at the beginning of his project.