Sean

Ten Haag stuttering his way through these questions

Man Utd's kit is like some godawful fucking hologram on some TV angles

Most have yeah. There's probably a few who have gone overboard, and it's always the same posters going overboard in response. This place is like a parody of itself at times

Gordon has never shown end product. He's a very intelligent footballer, but consistent end product at this level is something we are probably going to have to coach into him.

"We demand a team that tries" I think every football fan should be allowed to want a team that wins tbh Not excusing the completely over the top takes if there is any mind.

Great point in our first game back in the Champions League. We can play so much better than that though.

Positive change.

It's too easy for them. They haven't had to work once for the ball back this second half so far.

Feels like the players are too nervous. Giving the ball away and handing the initiative back to them time and time again through shit passes and silly offsides. Pope needs to relearn how to catch a ball rather than punch it for a corner. We could do with learning to defend corners better too while we're at it. Burn is hopeless on the ball, but we all knew that already. Isak again not really in the game, having to come so deep to receive the ball he might as well be playing DM. Anyway, rant over. We're level at half time at the San Siro. I don't think they are much better than us but it could and probably should be 3 or 4-0.

Have we had a shot yet?

Walk it in why don't ya.

Fuck Sean. Oh.

Was gonna say the same, the way our moves are breaking down is such simple stuff being done wrong. Should not be happening. Other than that, we have every chance here.

First time I've ever heard him talking sensibly about us. Now we're massive again he'll probably suck up to us

That Twitter ITK was right then. Just realised I've got TNT Sport somehow - I've got the cheapest Virgin Media package I can get but for some reason TNT is unlocked, bonus. Anyone know why? Don't wanna call Virgin in case they remove it Been calm until now but starting to get the shakes

I think he pretty much dived into the keeper.

Good teams need to be able to win when nowhere near their best. God I hope that is nowhere near our best anyway

These officials are fucking useless to a man. Need demoting ASAP.

Great penalty. Unsaveable.

That's never a foul. Bullshit.

Fuck this shit.

Great ball in from Barnes, deserved a finish.

That was painful watching Burn there.

To be fair I've not been paying full attention to the match - the players aren't so why should we

I don't feel he's out of his depth - it seems everything he has done has been to make it harder for us to win today. He's loving his role here so far. Edit: I haven't seen the Botman incident so may stand corrected.