Sean

Oh how we've missed the condescending "you lot" followed by a huge generalisation

Gordon's first touch nearly made it to Milan

This is pub league stuff here today.

OK, 95%

Devils advocate: all giving 50% to stay fit for the first Champion's League game.

Yeah, on TV they are a bit anyway.

This is far too easy for them so far.

We deserve to lose by 5 or 6.

Bruno's really not giving it his all. He was hiding from the ball against Liverpool at times in the second half. I don't think he's in the same headspace he was a year or so ago. And he needs to get the fuck back into it ASAP.

This, none of them have looked like they give a fuck from start to end.

Gordon's shown no ability to consistently threaten from shots like that. Don't know if he;'s young enough to learn tbh.

We're no longer good are we. Somethings been broken badly.

How much worse can we actually get? Let's see.

This is hilariously bad football.

There's nothing pretty about it, it's just been abject.

Jesus, not happy with one mistake there Nick? Fuck sake man.

That's better from Targett. Like the first glimpse of the old version.

Nice to see our set pieces are getting better. Better at creating a goalscoring opportunity for the opposition. Deary me.

Targett not exactly inspiring confidence there. Nor Pope. Nor the rest of them tbh

We love missing chances.

Not sure I'd call that second one a save, I mean he literally just got smacked in the head with the ball. Such a comedy guy

Pickford

Gonna be incredible games and if we get out of out the sense of achievement will be huge. Excited. Maybe a little scared though

Whew this has come around quick, had no idea it was today. Gonna get the cans out and the CL theme tune blasting all day now, it's got to be done

Erm, so was Maxi's