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Fuck yeah! Saw some good stuff from him and an excellent run for the goal, even if it turns out to be an own goal it's very much a 'forced terror' and the pressure from yedlin caused the OG. Really high on this guys potential and its such a sweet bonus to see one of the USMNT regulars in a Newcastle shirt.

He is so cool under pressure at rb, handles his defensive duties well and I think really shines playing the ball out of defense. Think he will have a great season for us.

Really clever touch to set up the second goal and got us in position for that with his run up the left side just before that too.

Fuck yeah! Super stoked to have a regular USA international at Newcastle. And for those who rightly think he's not the best out there, I would tell them at least it's not Jozy Altidore. I actually think he will be great in the championship and think he could definitely develop into a decent enough premier league side back in the future. He's a bit of a fucking idiot with his red cards but janmaat just as bad in that regard anyway. Darryl was always going to leave and this, for me, is a very exciting replacement. Really pumped for this one. Bring on Saturday!

Love me a tit bit like

Well, he'd have to die up to it anyway eh?

Think he will be good at this level, and not being played as a defensive midfielder will help too.

Oh no, a #10 that's not a dominant physical presence, whatever will we do with him??

Until you get an injury and ACON and suddenly your senior centerback is Paul fucking Dummet

Does the Championship have any sort of official online streaming option available? Or will I be at the mercy of TV producers and the goodwill of Pirates all year long?

Aye should have been a punch rather than trying to catch. Clear out the striker and the ball in one fell swoop.

We are going to get absolutely dicked. Sleeping through this one.

Hilarious and sad moment against Leicester where janmaat was dribbling, showed great skills and skinned two opposing players, charging down the touchline.... Towards our own goal to pass back to Rob Elliot

Hate all this "once you go 1-0 down you have to be happy with a draw" bullshit. Like it's unthinkable to score 2 goals. Oh...

He needs the Gattuso to his Pirlo. Not saying he's as good as Pirlo of course but he's a deep laying playmaker that isn't going to also do the dirty work of the holding role. Paired with a quality dmf he could really take us places I think. Tiote a few years ago could have been that guy perhaps. Maybe Rafa can get him going again.

1-0 win. We are Chelsea's curse.

Think we've done our business like. We never seem to do deadline deals anyway, or am I trippin? Also Costa going off hurt today can't be a good sign for all the folks calling Remy's name on here.

He's a defensive midfielder who can't fucking tackle to save his life! An absolute shambles.

Beautiful strike. Love watching this guy play.

So much better than cisse. Yes papisse is more likely to score, but you have to absolutely carry him for 90 minutes. Mitro contributes a lot and we have shown we can score from midfield with gini and Perez and now hopefully shelvey.

Really don't like this guys stats... Can't say I've ever paid attention to him but the last time he got a decent number of games, in 13/14, he played 25 games, had 56 shots, 1 goal and 0 assists. Seems like the worst bits of HBA*, optimistic shots from silly places, without the magic and my gay crush. Normally I like just about any signing but can't say I'm into this one. *my favorite player ever too, so you can stop pounding your keyboard

Can't believe when he gets his ban his replacement will be fuck Gouffran. What a shambles.

We wouldn't have played him anyway.

Hope Jurgen can get his shit together by then! I feel like we have excellent young players but he needs to sack up and ditch the old superstars like Dempsey and the old shit players like Altidore and Jones. The teams that beat Germany and Netherlands looked fresh as fuck and I've got no doubt they could, Cthullu willing, win the damn thing. Assuming Brazil and Argentina collapse under the combined weight of their pussy and steak dinners. What am I even talking about...

I'm in Liverpool a lot, I know quite a few evetonians, some claim to know Rooneys dad etc etc, they all claim he'll go back in the summer. Not sure why they would want him though, nostalgia aside he's well past it now and lord knows his wages would be ridiculous.