Deuce

They’ve played a lot of high-intensity, hard-pressing football the past few years. Might be taking its toll.

nah, hope Brighton do ‘em.

Get in, Bournemouth

9 goals in 2 matches feels overindulgent.

Pinnock has been complete and utter dogshit all day.

Pope bitch slapping that ball away

Smell ye fatha, Jacky G

ALMIIRRRROOOOOON

He’ll give him a kiss and tuck him in tonight.

Almiron’s energy is unparalleled. He’s relentless.

Bruno doon, not deed

Ajer got done in the juggler

Toney’s such a shithouse

Big Joe flicking passes all owa

Hell of a saying to not remember clearly

Imagine if Murphy had missed that

Hhhrrrnngggg

Bet Thomas Frank shaves his entire body

BRUNO YOU SEXXXX

Toney’s a proper dickhead. Would love to have him back.

Love VAR me. Always have.

Well shit

ASM. Isak. Depay. Maddison. Big Jo. Bruno. False 9 marra.