Deuce

Pinnock has been complete and utter dogshit all day.

Pope bitch slapping that ball away

Smell ye fatha, Jacky G

ALMIIRRRROOOOOON

He’ll give him a kiss and tuck him in tonight.

Almiron’s energy is unparalleled. He’s relentless.

Bruno doon, not deed

Ajer got done in the juggler

Toney’s such a shithouse

Big Joe flicking passes all owa

Hell of a saying to not remember clearly

Imagine if Murphy had missed that

Hhhrrrnngggg

Bet Thomas Frank shaves his entire body

BRUNO YOU SEXXXX

Toney’s a proper dickhead. Would love to have him back.

Love VAR me. Always have.

Well shit

ASM. Isak. Depay. Maddison. Big Jo. Bruno. False 9 marra.

I’ve not watched Choupo-Moting play much so maybe he’s actually class but Stoke to PSG to Bayern is like the definition of falling up.

Be great if a certain segment of football fans could just not be cunts. Join the rest of the civilized world and act like adults.

His best bet would be to pick up with a club in Spain or Italy. I’d hate Forest for him.

y’all probably pronounce them the same, too.