Deuce

Regardless of how you feel about Wood, pissing off Burnley by triggering the clause and taking their starting striker is delightful.

Wonder if he adopted a German name after the almighty ass whuppin’ of 2014.

Apparently he might’ve been able to vote anyway! It is funny how he’s effectively English just by association of playing for Burnley

Y’all tend to let Kiwis vote in your elections?

then he’ll get played through to a one-one-one and drill it through some old timer’s skull 20 rows back

Absolutely not reading through 25 pages of this, but I’ll just assume the £20m fee has led to a few posters yeeting themselves off a proverbial cliff.

The “alternative to Botman” from that article is Nikola Milenkovic.

Some of y’all could really do with logging off for a few days. It’s absolutely not worth it.

Be hilarious if his release clause is like £6m and they just forgot about it.

Would be a statement signing.

It’ll probably make a world of difference if they ever get around to hiring a DoF.

Tweets are the new tea leaves. Waaay too much reading into them to divine truth.

“Idiots” is a bit harsh. I think there are loads who suffer from FIFA/FM brain, mind.

Insigne official.

There were some truly stunning posts on their forum about this a few months back. I understand their desperation, but it bordered on “NUFC supporters don’t know what they’re talking about” so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the comedic timing was spot on

I think Prophet was being sarcastic fwiw I’ll advocate for a ban on posting anything from Luke Edwards, since it only ever leads to multiple pages of people getting wound up and calling him a cunt.

nice

Coutinho is a no-brainer.

Didn’t know where he was from did I, Nut, you weirdo.

Would really enjoy watching Conte turn Traore into a wingback.