Deuce

we’ll be grandads and Kanji will still be banging the Praet drum.

One of the people filmed falling off the plane. Desperately sad.

Heinze was such a knobhead

I quite like it tbh

The ideal landing place for him would’ve been a Champo club. To once and for all answer the age old question.

https://instagram.com/porrovecchiocoralie?utm_medium=copy_link “Ask and ye shall…” etc.

Kamara’s lass is unreal. Hope the move goes through.

Don’t overthink it, Villa. Just show him the pic of our lads practicing in trash cans.

They were missing a few key players but otherwise this was a strong side from them. They were probably unlucky not to have a couple goals, but hey, that’s the game. We played them well and came away with the W.

Pleasant surprise winning this. Beating the Mexico A- side side no less. Gotta give Berhalter credit…it’s not always been the prettiest, but the players respect him, seem to have bought into his style, and play hard for him. Robinson may have played himself into the full strength starting XI.

This game has “87’ minute deflection winner off the back of Gyasi’s head from 20 yards” written all over it.

It was truly an honor to have prepared him for a long and fruitful Arsenal career.

U.S. players who’ve really impressed me this tournament: Hoppe, Robinson, Vines, Turner, Sands. Dike has been a disappointment…bullied Martinique but has been a ghost the rest of the time. Don’t think he’s quite ready to step up. Sands looks more comfortable as part of a back 3 or as a deep-lying playmaker just in front of the CBs. He struggled yesterday in the back 2. He’s got a wicked eye for a through ball though. Zardes is such an enigma. He reminds me a bit of Papiss in that he’ll oscillate between making these zany, slapstick plays, and then score the wildest goal. Berhalter is absolutely right to play him as a 9 though, finally…he’s always been shunted out wide for the national team. I like the guy and I think he’s gotta be on the WC roster.

Buchanan is mint. He’ll be in Europe sooner rather than later. I hope y’all can qualify for Qatar. Some really lovely players on that team.

Would be a lot better without the heart rate monitor design, but still a nice kit.

Sorry, man. That terrible penalty attempt deflated them. Fun team to watch though. I think they’re primed to do well in front of the home crowds next year.

It’s always an absolute fucking honor to see a good player join the Big 6.

Hope he pops up in Bolivia or Ghana or something.

Just make that black polo the third kit.

@brummie could you give us the skinny on Tuanzebe?