Deuce

Mark Hughes managing in the Premier League in the year of our lord 2021, god almighty. He’ll absolutely be our replacement for Bruce in a few years.

I hope Grealish bucks the trend and commits to Villa long-term. I thought Kane might turn out to be a career Spurs player, but that seems unlikely now.

bet he is, but how do they feel about it

He called them a “small club” in 2007. I don’t think it’s at all true that they wouldn’t want him because of a 14-year old comment. And if it were, they’re dipshits.

Imagine 10 years ago hearing "Everton want Rafa Benitez to replace Carlo Ancelotti."

McKennie’s really good in the box

The time was yesterday, hermano.

Chelsea bringing on the Closer.

That thruball from Mount for the goal was pure sex

I’d put money on Brucey bringing him in. Though I thought for sure he’d bring in his shithead son too and that didn’t happen, mercifully.

someone dusting off Carr’s scouting books from down the basement

Fucking hell, Emery. His missus must promise him the dirty stuff if he wins the Europa.

Be interested to see where Conte ends up.

Yeah seemed odd that he’d be flipping a title into a move to Nice. Aren’t Lille a “bigger” club as well?

Seems odd to me, but I know nothing about French football. Is this a step up for him?

Enzo Perez in goal

He’s had such a fun career. Makes for a terrific trivia question.

Sans the lightning bolt pinstripes and whatever’s happening round the back of that collar, it’d be a nice kit.

Think that’s ace tbh. Love that kind of collar.