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Think the nominees are selected by professional players over the world. Tbf a player in Timbuktu would probably have heard of Gerrard his whole career while not knowing how much he has regressed in recent years, while neglecting to know non-big names in lesser leagues. I'd give it to Pirlo. Just because it's sure to go to Iniesta or Xavi.

Yup. RB, CB, box-to-box CM, and a F.

Looking forward to the inevitable 'Simpson - Williamson - Perch - Ferguson' back four at some point this season.

Cast of the next 'Geordie Shore'

5th consecutive week I've fallen in the rankings. Whopping 31 points this week, up 5 from last

Dare say Williamson has been better than Saylor this season so far. Which is even more depressing as i don't really rate Williamson too highly (he's average) Wat.

So was I but the retort was "blame pards", people couldn't see past results. He has clear strengths as a defensive coach, you cant ignore us breaking records last season with the standard of players he was using. Thats not coincidence. His ability as an attacking coach has been in doubt though yeah & that now looks a proven issue especially if individual players get injured or lose the form to cover that up. The lack of group cohesion then stands out massively ofc. The fact alone that Mike Williamson is a consistent starter calls into question his judgment as a defensive-minded coach.

"Oh look at me, I'm better than this." Pathetic.

Funny thing is, I despise Abramovich for sacking his managers if they don't win the fucking Champions League. What I'd kill for an owner like that.

The only thing that gives me pause is the fact that there are squads that seemingly want the drop more than we do right now. Villa and Reading seem determined to stay in the relegation zone.

If we drop, Ashley will have zero excuse for keeping him. Zero. You can't pilot a team from 5th to relegation in one season and reasonably expect to keep your job. Shame on me, assuming Ashley is a rational owner.

Tied on points with fucking Wigan.

Garbage. Terrible player.

A team that has scored fewer goals than us. 0-4.

Jonas is awful and he looks like a lesbian.

Wouldn't be a Newcastle game without a yellow for Tiote

Unbelievable. Aye Pards, let's abandon the offense to concentrate on defense all week in training. Doesn't matter when you have Danny Simpson and Mike Williamson in your starting 11.

Commentator on this channel just claimed Sammy is the closest thing we have to HBA :lol: edit: I guess I'm streaming an English channel

Rather watch Buffalo. A new low.

Christ I even want to see Obertan in this game.

It's actually laughable how poorly this team is playing. Mind-numbingly bad.

"It's my allowance mother, I'll burn it the way I want!"

Sad thing is, this "tactic" will fail 1,000 times, but all it will take is one successful try to confirm its worth to Pardew.

We also won't have to pay salaries to the likes of HBA, Cabaye, Ba, Cisse, Tiote, Santon, and Colo if we're relegated. Can't wait to see Shola get another 40-game season.