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The worst one was the very definition of straightforward. The keeper even dived out the way. It's a terrible miss even taking into account the difficulty of getting into that position. It's no use to anyone if there's no end product after he's taken a defender out of the game.

I was particularly impressed with Sterlings technique and control in tight areas, a few times he turned two players and found himself in space. Looking forward to seeing more of him.

Chiles is on a big ITV contract and they didn't know what to do with him once he was sacked from Daybreak so they stuck him on the football despite him knowing nothing about it. Basically.

Between that and us paying him £50k. People will believe any shite they read as long as its negative I think the £50k figure first popped up in the Mirror 2 weeks ago but it suits agendas so it's gospel. Almost every media outlet covering the story said he was waiting until after his honeymoon to sign. He comes back and signs. Why would he need to look for a way out of our deal when nothing was concrete and West Ham was still a viable option for him? The Express are just looking for more drama in a transfer that has seen a player move from Sunderland to Newcastle.

Cannavaro said after the game that 'FIFA rules' say that you can't touch the keeper in the 6-yard box? In which case it is a foul but it's a fucking stupid rule Yeah, the keeper always gets the benefit of the doubt in that area. It's not always right because I think in most cases the attacker has just as much right to challenge for a ball as the keeper does.

It isn't true.

David Bentley has retired, aged 29.

Shocking decision for the penalty but I think there'll be a few more where that came from for Brazil this tournament. Pletikosa was shocking tbh. He cost Croatia the game more than the ref.

Ian Wright is a fucking hero. No ill feelings towards the Germans now.

I like Ben Arfa but that video is pure cringe.

He's our best midfielder? Not anymore In terms of performance last season he was behind Cattermole, Ki, Larsson and towards the end Giaccherini. He's alright and I do rate him as a canny player but still... You think he's a canny player but also behind Larsson and Cattermole?, something doesn't add up there Not saying he was your best midfielder like, Ki always looked like your best whenever I saw you play last season, but Larrson's always looked dog shit to me. How does it not add up? A mackem's view of central midfielders has to be considered very differently from ours. This is a bunch that idolize Kevin Ball. They've never seen better. Makes me laugh when I see people saying "well, mackems rate him". Great, wish we'd bought Gavin McCann back in the day in that case. sunderland have never owned a central midfielder good enough to play for Newcastle, including Wearside Jack. I'm sure they have access to watch other games and other central midfielders other than their own.

"Who else is better..." What a fucking creep.

I just think when you're playing football and you get stick, not just the one game but over a few, when you do finally score you want to hit back. It's part and parcel of the game.

You know I love you Ste but does this not annoy you? http://i.imgur.com/vsg3uNrl.jpg It is bad enough on the pitch but I can sort of understand it but off the pitch? He was hardly some vulnerable kid. The result annoys me but truthfully, nothing Jack Colback did annoyed me. I was puzzled he did it not annoyed.

I went to the same high school as Jack. Really sound lad which is why it mystifies me to see the keyboard warriors come out and call him a cunt when he's anything but.

Pleased for him. make no mistake it's a dream come true for him. He'll be a good signing. I wouldn't want him to be first choice and he won't be.

You're all welcome.

Zack Morris and AC Slater wore their bags with one strap. Screech with two. I rest my case.

Honduras are just here to fuck shit up.

This is such a farce.

Thought you were going to bed you lying scumbag? I am the worst. I think I'll make it to half time.

We seem to be herping the derp since play continued. Rooney and them bastard Jaffa cakes.

All it takes is for one of them to break out the Jaffa Cakes due to the lack of adult supervision and the whole World Cup goes down the shitter.

Giving up on this. Work early tomorrow.

I like Welbeck but he hasn't got that cutting edge. I think I'd start Barkley against Italy, I think he'll come through it just fine. There's a need for protecting a player but there's also a need to just let them go out there and do their thing.