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Still rate him. Think he can be coached to go on the outside quite easily.

I think we'll get a manager in in the summer. Any talk of Carver earning the position is purely to dangle a carrot for him to chase and to do the best job he possibly can in the meantime.

Should be first team games only, so I feel for Hatem a bit.

He'd try so hard not to celebrate that he'd end up celebrating. And then fall on his arse.

Carver really throwing himself into this opportunity then. Leaving no stone unturned.

Don't think he'll play much for them at all.

Pardew is an absolute idiot.

When are you going to go an hour without frigging your sister?

That's just the public target. In private, staying in the league is enough this season.

He doesn't sign the cheques.

Load of shite.

Could be that the manager doesn't wanna play two lads who won't be their next year?

The disrespect shown to those who have invested in season tickets by delaying this decision is incredible. Rest of the season we can expect the bare minimum required to avoid relegation and finish below mid table.

The only source Ryder knows is Heinz. Just make sure you don't re-read this when you're in a lecture with 300 people.

Yanga-M'Biwa, he'll play when he's told.

Not a canny lad at school? It's not that, it's just I don't have a penchant for hero worshipping arseholes.

Would avoid tbh.

Pretty standard practice to interview more than one candidate. Let's not panic.

Mike Ashley's decision making process on appointing a new managing director. "Ah, he's a Geordie, they'll trust him. Get to work, son."

People could post any old bollocks in here and say it's a quote from Pardew, and it'd be totally believable. Complete knacker.

I wouldn't sign him if I owned a football club at any level, but if any club wants to take the punt on him then they can deal with all the negativity and financial loss that follows.

James Troisi trending worldwide on Twitter after scoring a good goal for Australia.

Aye, just keep well out of the discussion unless you're a pundit or a journo.

If we get Garde in, could see Carver given until the rest of the season as he knows the squad and can help with the new manager bedding in. After that, you'd imagine it'd be all new coaching staff.

Could yet be a decent option for us, rather than be cast out completely. Perez wasn't really given his chance until Pardews hand was forced, who really knows if this lad is good or not.