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I work weekends but can make it for a few pints on the evening.

http://i.thisis.co.uk/274961/article/images/1481411/1226927.jpg We dont have anyone either I fancy Rivière to get double figures and de Jong to go close. Cabella, too. There's goals in our team now if we set up to score them. Rodwell is a good signing if he stays fit, but how often do people say that about players and they continue to be injury prone?

So Darlow is basically saying he tries to stop the opposition scoring? More like Dinlow, am I right lads?

Krul? By this same token, I'd like to nominate Paul Gascoigne.

Tbf, Ferguson couldn't get into a Birmingham side in the Championship which gives you some idea about his quality. Decent cross but nothing else to suggest he'll make it at this level. Not sure what else Pardew could have done with him in fairness.

Fair play to Pearce. Say what you feel. Not sure how he goes forward in the role now.

Schalke looked poor. Aarons had a good game but wait and see if he takes his chance in the league.

Lovely finish.

Overran? Dumshit? Embarrassing.

This feels awkward now.

Would prefer a centre half with a bit of pace. Vlaar would only make sure we held a deep back line.

Bimpy?

The Sports Direct logos all over man, ffs.

Could have been written by someone on here, but sometimes the most ludicrous of made up comments on here are difficult to distinguish from what Pardew actually comes out with.

Aye but daft hand gestures and that.

Give him time.

Redknapp has said club hasn't received an offer for him, so he's back in the first team plans at QPR.

Pardew was likely hoping that both would do enough to convince Ashley and co that they were worthy of new deals.

It's not like he's saying he's Messi. Just comparing his own ability to that of a League One standard striker.

another loan? hope not. Remy won't be going out on loan again as QPR are once again a Premiership club.

Maybe she doesn't exist, or she's buried under his patio, or he is the wife? Norman Bimps?

For 13 million? :lol: At £8.5m he's a steal, at £13m you're paying a little over the top, but we're getting the added benefit of signing a striker we know scores goals for us, and we have two new strikers for him to play off and to take some of the goal scoring burden off him.

Would take him back on a permanent deal, no hesitation.

I know he had his own personal problems which he didn't go into. I hope he comes back.

Moronic.