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Another sponsor that advocates fucking people up the arse.

I hope we get respectable sponsors.

QPR are not a worry. He is ours pending the formality of a medical. A top four EPL team had an offer on the table but it was turned down.

Like fuck am I!

ffs.

There is a couple small niggles to work out in our contract offer, but it's one of those where the player flies out knowing there'll be a resolution or compromise to be made. He wants to come here despite having a few really good offers. Good feeling surrounding this signing, really feels like he's here for the right reasons.

Can't mention source but it's the same source from when I broke the news about Anita on here.

Fee agreed, £5m. Janmaat flying over for a medical today.

I just want to Messi lift the trophy and then flip off any Brazilians in attendance.

I think he'll end up in the Turkish league.

Actual physical evidence that Jonas can score.

Scousers are going to go on a shopping splurge now. It'll be in instalments but you can't imagine they'd hold the money back and count it as money set aside for wages we don't have to pay yet like some other so called football clubs.

Liverpool have agreed to sell Suarez to Barcelona. On FCB's site now.

I would be looking to move Walcott on but they probably need him for the home grown rule?

That shit red cap looks familiar from the materialism thread.

It's a dangerous scoreline this. One Brazil goal and Brazil will be in danger of Germany making them look like utter fucking muppets again.

Me mother has just rang and said Brazil will win this still. I said ney mar.

Gonna call wor lass Brazil, cos she kicks off every 5 minutes too.

Anyone know what Felipao looks like, so we can watch out for him drowning the stand in salty, salty tears?

It just got funnier.

To be fair, Germans showing respect by not going overboard. I'm sure most nations would have in their position.

Pardew doesn't know whether to have a fit at the defending or a fit at the fact Khedira was so far forward.

Jesus....

Don't quite know what to say. Wow.

Congratulations Klose! Phenomenal. Muller will take it off him before he retires.