triggs

f*** off agree to disagree. I disagree

Fuck off

Coleman is not British

Darren Bent

Let's thrash these pricks

Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Palace, Hull, Stoke Overachievers: Southampton Underperformers: Man Utd Top Goal Scorer: Suarez Break Out Year: Kagawa Season to Forget: Rooney PFA Player of the Year: Suarez PFA Young Player of the Year: Hazard Manager of the Year: Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Malky Mackay Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Bent if he comes How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th round, League Cup 3rd How will we do in the derby games?:Win one, lose one Domestic Championship Promotion: Watford, Forest, QPR Championship Relegation: Milwall, Doncaster, Boro League One Promotion: Brentford, Sheffield United, Wolves League One Relegation: Carlisle, Coventry, Port Vale League Two Promotion: Oxford, Scunny, Southend League Two Relegation:Mansfield, Fleetwood, York FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Tottenham Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheffield United Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Dortmund Europa League winner: Porto World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? Yes if he doesn't come to us Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 15 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? 4th. FA Cup win will keep him in a job Will the new goal line technology be a success? Waste of Money Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes

Downing is a decent player. I would take him for 5m

This is a good list of Eamon Dunphy's best quotes http://www.thescore.ie/17-favourite-eamon-dunphy-quotes-1020581-Aug2013/. My personal favourites are 6 and 16. For those of you who don't know Dunphy is a pundit for RTE and makes a living out of outlandish statements. It took him until about last year to accept that Cristiano Ronaldo was a good player.

I was looking at page 11 or 12 of this thread and people were talking about whether Nani deserved to be sent off against Real Madrid last season. Anyway I was thinking about this and I thought about whether bicycle kicks could be considered as a high foot. Take this Rooney goal for example. If Kompany didn't slip and put his head in where Rooney kicked, could Rooney have been sent off. asdasd

1. Dortmund and Klopp will win the Bundesliga ahead of FC Hollywood and the man with no balls. 2. Man City, Arsenal and Chelsea will have an epic battle for the league with Man City winning. 3. Costa will go to Liverpool and racially abuse a Manchester United player. 4. Darren Bent will score at least 15 goals in the league for whoever he ends up at. 5. Hull, Stoke and Crystal Palace will go down. 6. Newcastle will finish somewhere between 8th and 12th

That video just shows how much of a dick he is. On another note 13 or not that keeper was very poor

That is the worst written article I've ever seen

It was just Anita, Krul and Santon there

They were meant to be getting a defender from Bucharest but they ran into a mental Romanian http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/transfer_talk/171606/steaua-bucharest-owner-gigi-becali-cancels-tottenhams-approach-for-vlad-chiriches-from-his-prison-cell.html Isn't Gigi Becali the guy the football ramble are always taking about? He is absolutely mental

Dortmund play the most exciting football in Europe. High pressing counter attacking is a thing of beauty. Marco Reus is one of the best players in Europe. Gotze is overrated.

El dickhead I loved the moment where Aubameyang was about to come on and Klopp hugged him and after it Aubameyang looked as if to say "that was a bit weird". Also I know Jim Beglin is a bad commentator but the thing I like about him is that he clearly actually watches football outside of the games he commentates on unlike many other pundits.

JK= Jurgen Klopp?

Tattoos in general are idiotic. Why would you want to tarnish your body like that.

Soup takers

I never hated Michael Owen as much as some people on here until I saw this

http://balls.ie/football/zlatan-ibrahimovic-elastico-gif/

Our DoF has two assistants, fwiw. And what players has your DOF unearthed? Barca signings are generally shit but Neymar will probably be brilliant tbf

WTF is up with with Arsenal. It's like they are afraid to buy good players just in case they have to deal with the pressure of winning something.

Director of football with an assistant . Isn't that just a scout?

Leonardo isn't their director of football anymore after getting an 8 month ban for pushing a linesman