Zippity

The thing is, we didn't really turn. Not massively. I've heard the FCB chant sung louder and longer than that. And how Pardew gets away without a single chant against him is beyond me. It's to our credit and our detriment at the same time.

He should have gone after last season's pathetic capitulation. Then he REALLY should have gone after the Liverpool game. Under a normal owner today would have been the straw which broke the camel's back. But, no, not with our owner. :'( I swear Pardew could play said camel up front-with its broken back-and still not be sacked. Mind, the camel would be better than Shola at least.

hithere is the only decent one IMO We had a couple of decent ones on Footymad but they seem to have disappeared. Probably been locked in a ferry cabin and burned for being too reasonable.

Exactly this. First time in my entire life I've left a game early. I'd never done it before but as 90 minutes approached, I thought I just couldn't see/hear that pack of bastads celebrate the final whistle. So....as the game ticked over into the 90th minute, I left, telling meself that, technically, I hadn't left earlya as I'd stayed for ninety minutes. Bollo.cks, obviously, but as I walked along Percy street and heard them cheer the whistle, I was glad I had. We had better f.ucking turn up next Saturday....

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....or not. Ah, well....shouldn't swear so much anyway.

Zipp, please just turn your fuc.king swear filter off. Thanks. :D Fucking done, man.

Pardew and the players owe us BIG time after the pathetic surrender at our place last time. If they bottle it again, I swear I'm going to learn Voodoo and f.uck them ALL over with some scary sh.it. Once I learn what scary sh.it is, obviously. And find out what 'f.ucking them all over' would actually entail. I'm a bit under the weather at the minute so I wouldn't like to overextend meself. Come to think of it, Voodoo is... Ah, bollocks, never mind. You get the idea, I'd be incandescently cross, anyway. I'm rambling, man. derby fever.

...or experiencing the inevitable mauling! That's always the dilemma. Do you go and watch us get battered or stay away and miss us playing amazing and beat City? I normally tend to get it wrong mind so the rest of you should probably still go this week. Aahh, well that's the thing with a season ticket. You just go and support the team and hope for the best. I'm not being facetious here-honestly-I just mean that if whether or not you went to games depended on whether or not you thought we were going to get howked, you'd hardly go at all.

...or experiencing the inevitable mauling!

To be honest I don't really understand why people get the hump over attendances. I was there. I enjoyed myself and wouldn't mind if I was the only one in the ground. Its bantz, marra. Seriously, though, on the one hand, I'm absolutely certain we would sell out a semi-final no matter our league position, whilst on the other hand, the sunlun fans there won't give two sh!ts what we think cos they've just seen their team win the first leg of a cup semi final.

. Nah, can't be, man. They always focus in on the bloke engraving the name on the base of the trophy....TV would never be allowed to show him etching 'Bunch of C.unts'

For any lurking Boat Burners-and there'll be plenty-aye, we had 52,000 empty seats tonight because we don't do cups ...but...25,000 home fans for a semi-final?? No excuses, like-that is f.ucking sh!te.

Keep. Decided a while back that, unless I couldn't afford it, I would always go. Not enjoying it at the moment given the negative sh!te Pardew plays but I've seen it much worse and, even though it's meant to be entertaining...well, it's almost like a duty. It's more than just the game...it's the craic, the beer, me mates, the City and club I love...it's loads of things and I love it! (even though it f.ucks me off at a rate of knots most of the time! )

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Gateshead have taken our zorbing balls on loan.

Ah, don't be taking this away from us! Scoring 1 at Old Trafford is so last year, man.

Why? And that's a pretty big timeline If we hire someone like Kinnear ---> Relegation If we hire someone like Pocchetino ---> fall out with Ashley within 1 year ---> club in chaos ---> relegation, possibly after hiring some fire saving (but actually s***) managers. By the way, I don't think Ashley will spend high salary on recruiting new manager as he is f***ing scary of compensation. You can kinda expect what kind of managers would be eager to work under this regime then. Man, since you put it like that, Mongo is an option.

This. Assuming, that is, we replaced him with Mongo from Blazing Saddles. Otherwise I'm not sure how you're so certain?

Unbalanced by his hatred of us.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-across-various-forums.857145/ So incensed by what I said he quoted it 4 times!! :laugh: * waves to lurking boat burners

Bah, if so.

Btw Profile - Summary - Modify Profile - Look and Layout, and tick leave words uncensored, then have a f*** of a f***ing good swear. F***ing aye, man. Wasn't sure how it would go on here, tbh.

All joking and point-scoring aside, there were a load of f***ing kn0bheads out that day making us look stupid.