Collage

As said, Ashley’s wet dream; the Geordie Pardew

I agree, but I’m sure he’ll be entertaining to watch this season

Should be 2-0 Zaha

Another free kick for River Plate

Semi-interesting this with the new lads

Eze! Interesting

Willian-Lacazette-Aubameyang is a tasty front 3

Is that really Ashley then...

I have to say, overall, kits look terrible these days. Trying too hard. Keep it simple. I like that yellow Brighton one.

Good that we got a statement...I have absolutely no idea what it means or where this is going.

So he won’t wear #9 then? Too bad. Thought it was reported the other day?

I’d probably be back in if SB was to be sacked and replaced with a good manager.

This is who I’d want.

No pressure

Yep.

Yeah right, we’re signing 2 left backs for actual money

I always think of this Edit: Not with the bat signal

When he was in his 30s, aye. I was going to say, he looks a bit like Shearer’s son

A bit Shearer-esque in appearance.

Hard to admit but yeah, it’s a good signing. I think he’ll do well for us.

Loaning out our #9 Or giving #9 to Wilson and then loan Big Joe out...has to be one of our worst #9s ever

Ah, he’s free, sorry

34m is just Wilson and Lewis. Fraser?

Fraser, Lewis and Holding?