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I have to say, overall, kits look terrible these days. Trying too hard. Keep it simple. I like that yellow Brighton one.

Good that we got a statement...I have absolutely no idea what it means or where this is going.

So he won’t wear #9 then? Too bad. Thought it was reported the other day?

I’d probably be back in if SB was to be sacked and replaced with a good manager.

This is who I’d want.

No pressure

Yep.

Yeah right, we’re signing 2 left backs for actual money

I always think of this Edit: Not with the bat signal

When he was in his 30s, aye. I was going to say, he looks a bit like Shearer’s son

A bit Shearer-esque in appearance.

Hard to admit but yeah, it’s a good signing. I think he’ll do well for us.

Loaning out our #9 Or giving #9 to Wilson and then loan Big Joe out...has to be one of our worst #9s ever

Ah, he’s free, sorry

34m is just Wilson and Lewis. Fraser?

Fraser, Lewis and Holding?

Interesting, I guess.

Can’t stand the shite on Twitter: ”Excellent signings!!!” No, they’re not excellent, they’re bare minimum, and in the greater context they’re nothing.

Mike Ashley’s Newcastle United - The worlds’ smallest large screen TV

Think he’d be a good signing, just not the striker we really need.

Of course MA doesn’t like managers with ambition who strive to transform this sorry excuse for a club into something else, thus forcing MA to step up and change his ways. He wants a Bruce or a Pardew who accepts status quo. It’s not rocket science.

Ok, I’ll play along...a statement from whom?

Not that I know of, unfortunately