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+ signing players without any team design in mind. Yep.

Without proper coaching, giving players suitable roles and giving them the right instructions, the formation is irrelevant.

Don’t have the luxury you say. Can’t rotate you say. Eh, so Brewcie boy, the transfer window just shut, why the fuck did you not address this problem then? Is the question any journalist worth his/her salt should ask, but won’t, for some reason. Not a puppet, though

We’re gonna win this 1-0. All good. Bruce a genius.

Apt. Belongs in another century.

We’re at the crossroads. If he doesn’t sell now, that’s me convinced that he’s not going to sell in the forseeable future, as there can be no ”time wasters” or ”show me the money” excuses this time. If he DOES sell, a different future lies ahead. This is big.

Yeah, let’s discuss our latest exciting loan signing and Brewcie’s front foot football instead.

We are now in a down phase of this fakeover. Soon enough some random will tweet something vaguely positive and up we go again.

Depends if the atrocities were committed on club grounds I think. Eldon Square should be OK.

FWIW I'd be opposed to Henry VIII buying the club too.

Absolutely.

The Magpies The Space Muslims

Yeah, I’m sure Fat Mike is very concerned about that.

Can’t find this story anywhere. www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1233584/Newcastle-news-takeover-Saudi-Arabia-Mike-Ashley-Amanda-Staveley-340-million/amp Think he's got his wires crossed It doesn't say he's in Saudi...

This.

Who, one of the WSJ journalists?

I don't care tbh. I'll rather chat about this bullshit than discussing Brewcie's boys' brave 0-0 performance at home v Oxford fucking United.

Do they?

I think crucifixion and stoning are on another level tbh. Apples and oranges

Intellectually I would disapprove of someone like MBS owning NUFC. But if it would mean us being managed like a proper club again, i.e. actually trying to compete...after 13 years of Mike Ashley, I would be all in, I'm afraid.

Goal? Edit: No. This fucking app I have...

We can’t break the mighty Oxford down, let’s just pump it up towards Carroll.

Goal disallowed?