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He might be a shit manager, but he's nowhere near as detestable as Pardew. I would class him more as a rich man's Carver. He’s worse than McClaren I’d say. And fatter. Better hair though.

Several reports of this. I actually think it will happen.

Depressing

Must be true then

So not him then.

5/6 is not nearly certain Its when the bookies suspend betting that you need to worry Ryder is tweeting betting suspended on Bruce

Welbeck rumoured

Even without Pez and Bonbon, I think we've got a good squad, if we can hold on to the likes of Longstay and Seychelles. We've got developed talent from Almera, Shelving. And then we've got young players coming through, Hollaback, Issac Hayes, Karl Jarrow, Manpillow." Very good.

Well, we know what usually happens when he goes to the casinos.

He’s written novels. Football novels. God, let’s just stop talking about him.

If they appoint Bruce they’ve got even less ambition than I thought. Which is impressive, I guess.

This

Takeover or comb over?

Fantastic.

Probably the Sports Direct of UAE.

Didn’t think it was possible but those tweets have made me more confused about the whole thing.

Apparently they’re ”hopeful” of it being done before the season starts

Nope.

Good manager. Probably too expensive for Fat Mike. He's in a job, so not in the running.

Been saying this same thing all week. It's way past bordering as far as I'm concerned. It is deliberate sabotage. I’ve been thinking the same.

”Hopeful” Amazing.

It’s an absolute fucking joke, like. If the count had any balls he’d be doing everything he could to get some light shed on the dodgy fat bastard. He really is, like I said last night he should be following Charnleys every move, instead we get "Charnley took a big silver bird in the sky to a country called Europe and the he came back" ..................click on the following story for a million ads 4 lines of text and we will explain where Europe is.

Accept them to what end? It’ll still be completely pointless Accept as in I’d probably not drop out altogether.

Of the names that have emerged I’d accept Arteta, Ranieri or Sanches Flores. Of course, it’ll be Kevin Nolan or Sean Dyche.