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He's not really a LB though.

Oh, right. He's barely played for us though.

Hairdryer shirley ? 5 years ago. Incredible

Who was the last left back we signed?

The tower of Rondon

Should have brought Marlon Broomes out of retirement instead. He can play left back too!

We'll probably sign an actual pony, at this stage.

Stop sucking Mike's dick stop sucking Mike's diiiick You'll catch something nasty stop sucking Mike's dick Doesn't even mention his name, so it's fine

Does he have an action figure?

Join the protest on Saturday I live in Sweden.

The number of players we’ve been linked with this summer, man. Must be a new record.

So fucking tired of having an owner who consistently is acting against the fans and against what’s best for the club football-wise. Just sick of it.

I think everybody agrees that there should be more.

What a mentalist. Every sentence is just

Which, as we need backup to Dummett despite an outright upgrade being preferable, is fine. IMO. Wouldn't say "fine", as I don't rate Dummett as a left back and want us to sign a replacement rather than a backup. Dummett should be backup.

I really want for us to sign a proper LB, not sure this kid is the answer though. I'm sure he's a good player and an exciting talent, but will a 19 year-old from Ligue 1 come in and really make the position his? Not likely, will probably need a few seasons.

Yeah, that wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest.

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When in Rome...

This. We’re punching police horses but not this cunt?

Wouldn’t say he’s utter shit, but won’t get many goals.

I like Kiese Thelin but he’s not a great goal scorer by any means.

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Why would you mention Abraham before Bats? Bats here would be ridiculous. Of the strikers we’ve been linked with, I would like us to sign those two. Of course I understand that Batshuyai is unrealistic. And probably Abraham as well.