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Tammy Abraham is who I want. Him or Batshuayi.

Let’s just say I know who I’d want of Dummett and Baines.

Roma have signed Robin Olsen, now they just have to assemble him.

Nah. He thinks a player will sign for Newcastle so can't be a real person.

Newcastle Loanited

Fair to say he deserves critisism for that but racist insults is another matter.

Federico Fernández on loan

£20m apparently. Yikes.

Danny Ings?

Hopefully Rafa will win us a cup, explain to the media what a cunt Ashley is, and then fuck off. Would be fucking sweet and Rafa would be an NUFC legend forever.

Rafa is still here because Staveley is still in talks to buy the club. With all due respect, give us something real and specific or shut the fuck up.

Good news. I was impressed with Kenedy last season, not only because of his skills but because of his attitude/work rate. A team player.

Easy peasy

If the Belgians had done their scouting properly they would have started with Lukaku-Fellaini and fed them with crosses. Weird at this level.

Was just going to say, Ritchie was frustrating as fuck in many games last season with his standing on the ball, wasting our counter-attacks.

Nah, ignore. Wiki bollocks.

158 cm, 51 kg apparently. Alassane Flea.

Mostly covered by any Ritchie sale. Would make more sense.

Can't say I'd be pleased if we spent 20m of our supposed ≈50m transfer budget on Andros Townsend.

Goal Croatia

Good, interesting read from "The Philosopher".

No, not "the public", it's a minority. Who, as usual, is noisy on social media. But that's not really relevant. What's relevant is that racism is an actual problem, in Sweden and in other countries.

Kluivert

That would be a long list, wouldn’t it?