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It's good. https://www.acast.com/footballramble/newcastleunited-themikeashleyyears Listened to that this morning. Funny and depressing in equal measure.

Get your baulk on, get your baulk on honey. We've signed enough Jailbirds in the past. Now we're heading towards the vanishing point.

Now that's the new banner right there!

2007 -

Lascelles and Merino. Wouldn't be happy about losing Atsu, Murphy or Yedlin either.

Sounds like a must miss.

Mahrez has handed in a transfer request. EDIT: Ooops, late.

The rumour mill better start grinding as I'm bored shitless at work.

Not really, just Twitter bullshit.

Sone Aluko. Any good?

Sibierski

Anderlecht trying to sign him according to Paperback.

Iheanacho Slimani Deeney Ings Chicharito Is Joel Campbell still at Real Betis?

Off to Walsall for "geographical reasons" Closer to France.

Just sign a striker, you useless tossers.

Sturridge spoke to Rafa, allegedly.

Yeah, let's sign a centre back ffs

If it was Man City or Spurs coming in for him instead of us, do you think he'd have the same mindset? Aye but it wasn't Man City or Spurs in for him. It was us. I'm being hypothetical No way is he choosing West Brom, even for a loan, if it was someone higher up the table than us. He had a choice. West Brom or Newcastle. West Brom are an established PL club. We aren't. I can see why he'd choose them. Personally I don't believe for a minute we'd have been prepared to pay the loan fee or his 100k a week wages but there you go. Not really. More of a yo-yo club. Not in the past Decade. They came up with us in 2010 and have been a PL club ever since. Wouldn't say that they're an established PL club and we're not, though. We've played more PL seasons than they have.

If it was Man City or Spurs coming in for him instead of us, do you think he'd have the same mindset? Aye but it wasn't Man City or Spurs in for him. It was us. I'm being hypothetical No way is he choosing West Brom, even for a loan, if it was someone higher up the table than us. He had a choice. West Brom or Newcastle. West Brom are an established PL club. We aren't. I can see why he'd choose them. Personally I don't believe for a minute we'd have been prepared to pay the loan fee or his 100k a week wages but there you go. Not really. More of a yo-yo club.

Not too bothered by this, never wanted him.

Hope he fails the medical.

Aye $26 seems about right.

I want Iheanacho now.