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Caulkin said he is going into hiding until after deadline day Yeah, saw it.

What does Caulkin say?

So fucking pissed off. Fucking WBA as well. This fucking club, why do I even bother...

Shocking opinion.

It would be very welcome indeed, I hope to see it every week.

November's not THAT long ago. December. Played 18 minutes v Spartak Moscow in the CL according to that.

Thread title change

Sturridge would probably be my #1 choice.

I'm waiting for the man. (Nico)

Headline totally misleading.

Yeah, certainly reads as if he’s here for the long haul. But who knows.

He's off to Sevilla I guess.

The whole football world knows what we're like. Thanks Mike.

We've got our own 1 goal in 2 seasons type strikers already. Hihihi

He's only 22 and that's the only season he's played regularly tbf

Haven't seen Ramirez much, but that 1 goal in 2 season at Malaga seems to be a one-off? Hasn't scored yet for Everton, only scored a few for Barca.

We're sending scouts now, 6 days before the window closes? Mint.

Next!

What Shearer cost back in ’96

Great game so far.

Dan Gosling's number. A lot to live up to.

A bit underwhelming. But seems to have decent technique for a big lad.

Some depressing reading; ranking the 24 strikers signed under Mike Ashley: http://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/ranking-24-strikers-signed-newcastle-mike-ashley/