Collage

He'll win us a cup.

War chest ffs been a while since I heard that. It's the worst. For some reason I dislike the term "transfer kitty" as well.

I don't know what you're talking about either but you're exactly right. Sometimes previously "average" managers find a perfect fit at a club, while other decorated ones clash with personalities and flop. Trying to create a list of X is better than Y is bloody daft because managers don't manage in a lab under control conditions. The only absolute truth where managers are concerned is that Alan Pardew is a complete c***. Everything else is, to a degree, speculation.

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Boca-ish

Notts County's is better actually. http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Notts-County-Home-Kit-15-16.jpg

It's got nothing on Inter's Crusader shirt. http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1188/1235620740_7c7922e40b.jpg

Looks decent.

She's the best he's brought here.

Someone please 'shop this in the style of a Street Fighter 2, post having the s*** kicked out of you, screen. YOU LOSE! http://i.imgur.com/xJIDTLA.jpg

Such a fucking loser, "Pards".

Shit. Get well soon David. 2016 really can get to fuck.

Oh God, I'd forgotten about her. That woman is amazing.

Thauvin was good at first, exciting even.

I want him to stay. He'll boss the Championship.

Think it will be difficult to beat our 09/10 record, tbh.

Darlow, Lascelles and Townsend are the only ones who can hold their heads high.

Toonsend

Xabi Alonso done and dusted, I'd imagine.

Guthrie was way better than Colback.

Colback. Saylor second. Not fond of Janmaat either. Or Rob Elliott. EDIT: And Colo should f*** off ASAP.

My heart is telling me yes but my head is telling me NOT A FUCKING CHANCE IN HELL