Collage

His first season here has been disappointing, no doubt, even considering the fact he's 21 and has come to a new country/league.

Janmaat as well. Of course. So infuriating.

Shocking stuff.

Wankers

Of course

Can't believe B is winning comfortably. You're crazy.

Of course, knowing Newcastle United, neither A or B will happen.

Yep. Ashley is the cause of all our problems. It's a no-brainer for me.

A, easily.

"Clearly it is now time for a period of careful consideration" Aye, clearly it is now time for a period of doing fuck all.

Fucking Defoe.

HAHAHA

OH YES

Better.

Doesn't look good. But then again, as long as we win the game, I don't care.

Get in

Him and Anita are really f***ing up some good crossing opportunities. Dummet has had at least 5 very good opportunities. Don't think he's managed to get a cross in yet.

Dummet is so fucking slow. Just cross it man

Colback

Been good so far IMO Yep.

Will the real Gini Wijnaldum please stand up.

That team selection really hurts my eyes, but yeah, we could probably do with changing things up and all that. Howay then.

Rebel. Genius. RIP "There have been four kings of football—Di Stéfano, Pelé, Cruyff, and Maradona." - César Luis Menotti, 2011