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Haidara could be back for this, I think?

They may win one, then we have to beat them instead. Works as well.

no wins for norwich? Apparently not 3 draws

Just did that calculator thing. 17 Newcastle United 38 9 8 21 35:64 -29 35 18 Sunderland AFC 38 8 10 20 44:66 -22 34 19 Norwich City 38 7 10 21 38:66 -28 31 20 Aston Villa 38 3 7 28 24:74 -50 16 3 wins (Swansea, Palace, Villa) and a draw (Norwich)

Ah, fuck, that's that then - the man really knows what he's talking about when it comes to football.

"OK lads, let's play some five-a-side. Moussa, here's a Rubik's cube"

I thought of it too, remember saying "get going, we need to f***ing win this"

I agree.

We couldn't have asked for a better run-in, we play all the bottom teams. That's pretty much what we have going for us. And Rafa.

I want him higher up the pitch. Need him to be near or in the box a lot more than today.

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Pardew, McClaren and Carver would have lost that 3-0 again, this could be a huge turning point for us. Yeah, the goal was vital. Just saying the performance wasn't good enough.

Not a good performance. Worrying.

We need Gini further up the pitch

Colback, easily. Sissoko EASILY!!!! No way.

Colback, easily.

Well, I still think we can win this, but we need to up our game considerably. I'd get Cisse on early.

Deserved. Not good enough. FUCK

Townsend mint so far

I'm not that nervous, actually. My feeling is we won't lose. Might be a draw but I think we'll win. 2-0

Great idea, we're struggling for goals - let's drop our top scorer. I don't see how you could make a very strong argument if he was dropped TBH, he's been poor for ages. I don't think he was poor against Leicester. Who'd you drop him for? Siem De Jong No way has he done enough to suggest he should be started ahead of Wijnaldum.

Great idea, we're struggling for goals - let's drop our top scorer. I don't see how you could make a very strong argument if he was dropped TBH, he's been poor for ages. I don't think he was poor against Leicester. Who'd you drop him for?

Great idea, we're struggling for goals - let's drop our top scorer.