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He's Scottish.

Aye, we'll win. Gini to score.

Norwich are down IMO. They're shit and their form is terrible. Then it's us or the mackems.

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Jack f***ing Colback? Oh and obviously Dummett and Saylor. Aye, because we have other options ahead of Dummett and Saylor? It's a problem though Get your point but sadly, I'd have chosen the same team as SMC tonight (bar Gouffran). It's a bit hard to turn a poo into a pony, but we'll certainly see if we can tonight. I'd certainly play Saivet instead of Colback.

Jack f***ing Colback? Oh and obviously Dummett and Saylor. Aye, because we have other options ahead of Dummett and Saylor? It's a problem though

Jack fucking Colback? Oh and obviously Dummett and Saylor.

Is Shawcross injured?

Gouffran Couldn't make it up

Oh, right. There's this shite football team I support. Almost managed to repress it.

It's a great question, pretty much nails it. The "answer" though...so fucking arrogant. They're not taking anything in.

Pardew talks about "mavericks" as if it's something he's read about in a book. "Listen, I'm a football manager and in football there's somefing called mavericks. There's different types, the A's, the B's and the C's. I can manage them all. Except with Ben Aaaafa I couldn't. Not my fault though, obviously."

Exactly. That f***ing heading; "Alan Pardew on why 'maverick' Hatem Ben Arfa was 'impossible' to manage at Newcastle" Not a word on "why" in the article.

Massimo Moratti has said he's going to Man U.

Imagine not wanting to manage a football club, thus knowing you're the wrong man to be managing the football club, but staying put in order to get a pay-off. Sickening.

What an utterly meaningless post. Rattled

Don't ruin it for me. Since Bobby is so ingrained in the club and world football he may of heard of him. Combine that with the fact he can hopefully use a computer and potentially read it is possible he typed Bobby Robson and Newcastle United into google. Not exactly what that tweet suggests though.

He was a bairn living on the Canary Islands when Sir Bobby managed us.

Ronaldinho and Zlatan

FYP

Don't know what's less likely tbh, Mourinho or Keegan coming back to work for Ashley again

Aye. Those games I mentioned look the easiest on paper though. But as I said above, I guess you could say it's more likely we beat Spurs and Citeh. But I wouldn't say so.

I guess you could say it's more likely we beat Citeh or Spurs then. The point is we need at least 4 more wins.

4 home wins: Bournemouth, mackems, Swansea and Palace. Not impossible by any means.