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Ronaldinho and Zlatan

FYP

Don't know what's less likely tbh, Mourinho or Keegan coming back to work for Ashley again

Aye. Those games I mentioned look the easiest on paper though. But as I said above, I guess you could say it's more likely we beat Spurs and Citeh. But I wouldn't say so.

I guess you could say it's more likely we beat Citeh or Spurs then. The point is we need at least 4 more wins.

4 home wins: Bournemouth, mackems, Swansea and Palace. Not impossible by any means.

Exactly.

Not a chance.

No. We have 6 remaining home games, that's 18 points. If we win them all we're safe as houses. (Total of 42 points) We won't though, obviously. I'd say we need to win 4 more games to stand a chance, and get a couple of draws as well.

Cumz as he tweets that.

Window licker: Understand #nufc have no plans on changing head coach at the moment.

So when are they off to La Manga?

Happy 65th birthday!

Eh, he's the assistant manager of Newcastle United. Previously at Valencia.

Ian Cathro

It's amazing. Clueless tossers.

http://i.imgur.com/FdSzawX.gif

I believe he is. Poor manager though.

TRIUMPHING BY BRAVE DEFENCE

I'm not holding my breath, like.

He's watching it live

Is he pointing all over the place?

This.

FFS. Not watching. Good decision.