Nattfare

Probably looked something like this.

Blob's beard.

Mentioning the 4 - 4 game as always.

Makes me wonder how Gouffran gets to play 90 mins after 90 mins. Sissoko really has failed to live up to his hype for a very long time now.

"Arsene told me after the match that I did well today and that I deserve the job. He gave me a big cuddle as well! Sir Bobby told me, I knew Sir Bobby, did you know that? He told me to always be brave and to never be afraid of doing the unexpected, which is why I kept Timmy in goal instead of putting him up front which I had intended to do at the start of the match."

We are so terrible.

Probably has nothing at all to do with Perez and Cabella starting.

I'd call him comedy gold if it wasn't for the fact that he is leading our club and making us into a laughing stock in the process. It's hard to believe that this guy is actually real.

I wonder if he suffered more Pardewitis Carvemonia than he could handle.

Or Sholar as so many commentaries says his name.

He speaks his sentences the same way Lee Ryder writes his it almost sounds like.

Found it in Spanish, guess that's better than nothing.

I was searching for a clip on it but I couldn't find it anywhere unfortunately. Would have included it with that post otherwise.

Whenever he defends he makes me think of that dachshund in Two Stupid Dogs who brainlessly runs after balls when he sees them. There's one scene where he runs between three different balls while shouting "Ball!" over and over again. That's Jack Colback to me.

Hasn't he admitted a couple of times before that he's had no idea what was going on on the pitch. This one doesn't come much as a surprise then.

Funny how everyone who speaks for why Carver should get the job only say that he is a Geordie and burns for the club. Don't think I've seen anyone say that he is qualified or competent enough for the job. Funny that.

He looks broken. Pardew and Carver made him into a new Jonás faster than they made Jonás himself. I wonder if it has gone on for too long for Gouffran to be able to recover.

He scored in a game against Wigan... wasn't he playing as a right winger that time?

"I know about him because I watch a lot of European football with your coverage and other people’s coverage, so I do watch a lot of football." That's a relief John, especially since you always give the impression of someone who has just heard about the sport for the first time in his life.

He hasn't been bang on form for some time now though.

Fifth* Where the hell is the edit button??

His goalkeeping abilities have been receding since that legendary season when we came fith. Back then he was quite good at catching crossed and corners and dominating his box better. Now he tends to be frozen on his line or he is an accident waiting to happen when he tries to come out for the ball. He's still a decent shot stopper despite that last blunder. People were talking about him being close to world class before, right now I don't think he's anywhere near. Makes me wonder what kind of "coaching" Woodman is doing to our goalkeepers. None of them can kick a ball properly to save their lives and none of them look very confident in catching crosses and corners. Is he only focusing on shot stopping and completely ignores all the other parts of goalkeeping?