Terrymac1966

tum te tum te tum (twiddles fingers)

Still no information from Dynamo Toon ... maybe it has to be scoured by the kremlin first before release

Wednesday wrote Mr Kipling and still no firkin minutes ... Sorry Mr Charmless we're just the mushrooms to be kept in the dark and fed **** too high expectations there for a moment apologies Next Christmas will do nicely

We have the front foot of a tailender. imo Frontfoot but boots facing the wrong way

We could kick on to Europe with Mr Newcastle back to inspire us

Lacazette is a good spot too... looks a country mile better than The Bury Hero

Honestly hope you do. Your WUM patter is boring as f***. Righto. Having a different opinion to people = wind up. t***. He has been utter s**** for so long, but its ok guys he runs very fast at defenders then can't do f*** all with it. Agreed 100%... look at all of his erm goals from midfield ... as threatening as my budgie

No pressing or intensity ... where do you buy desire? Mackems will be above us in 4 games time nailed on they have workrate by the bucketload at the minute

Are you trying to infer that McLaren doesn't know what he;s doing? Gross insubordination ... go peel some potatoes

Doomed doomed I tell yer ... Captain Mainwaring

Don't be morbid St1pe it's only a game ... take your lass shopping then have a nice meal out and forget them...

Can we quickly arrange some friendly internationals and have a break till March as the lads looked tired and the manager needs a holiday

Give the players a brolly each to help them remember the tactics. If not all the players should have the same haircut as the manager to acknowledge having the manager's brain and approach inside them. Very practical tips from my new book 'Transform Yourself' on sale from good outlets all over

Doubt it very much... Watford offered nothing at Swansea absolute garbage of a team imo and on the slide. At our worst we'll get a draw at our best a comfortable win. No need for pessimism today Mr Shinton

West Ham will fall away again they have nothing sustainable happening to them as will Palace... a few good results and they are crowing about being a big club... next season we'll be back above them as McLaren gradually puts his squad together to begin threatening the higher echelons and Pardew will slip sack-wards down the table too

Delighted with a more mobile engine room ... got tired of seeing Colback and Anita swamped by fast counter attacks ... We need characters and these two have it in spades ... welcome to the club both players ... very very happy

He's ineffective a lot of the time, but the other times he isn't , and we sometimes get some goals and even the occasional point. A rare bird in our bag of s**** team. You should write scripts you're a natural

Lot's of strength and drive in the man he adds a huge amount of strength to midfield and his height will be useful at both ends... very good player Yes please then add a striker and a centre back of renown and faith will be restored

He IS an England international and has always looked a very good player in our matches... I'd be delighted if he signed

Pleased you don't sit next to me you pessimistic tw@t... sick of reading your miserable drivel everytime we sign or go in for someone.... go be a mackem or summatt they're all misery guts on the forum of doom

Jeez lads can we actually give him a chance before writing him off.... I appreciate humour on forums but ffs everybody deserves our support when they pull on the shirt and cross the line... at least until they prove they can or can't ... good signing until proved otherwise is my own positive slant

He's not leaving until we have won something man

Charnley's lack of progress on transfers will continue next week ... now that IS nailed on

Whatever gets rid of Ashley and however painful it becomes is my answer .. once his investment burns he'll be gone

Hope there's 11 deals tied up now just ready for Jan 1st to rubber stamp