Marmoset

Who was saying him putting his faith in Colo was going to be his undoing?

Absolutely great team performance, no passengers today. Excellent.

Mit to absolutely wreck Blind btw

I know it's not really relevant but... is Riviere injured? Or just not in the squad?

What other choice did he have on Mbemba? Don't say Anita because that would be even worse. It's just cool to sl8 m8

Prove the doubters wrong son. Tear 'em apart.

Wreck 'em, you mad fuck.

Ober has actually played well (well.. he's played ok..) in the only two games McClaren's seen though, so not particularly surprised.

happy enough with that.

For the money they've spent that's really not so intimidating.

This with 5th season Steven Taylor. As much of a twat he is, he was very good that year. Perhaps Wij for Sissoko but it's too early to say.

you'd never get sign-up my prosimian friend, to Queensbury rules I mean; plenty would fancy a fight. Have to settle for mass pile-in, perhaps 50p entry, Compulsory makinis (...one for the laaadies), soaps suds, oh...and St Jonhn's Ambulance in attendance if TCD is turning out. 5 Points to GRYFFINDOR!! For that vocabulary. Excellent.

The suns outs. Revising my earlier 0-2 prediction. 0-3. Well' smash 'em. Big tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.

Tbf it's so early in the season all it takes is 3 points at home vs Swansea and they're lower midtable (fine for them). It's knee jerk season ahoy at the moment.

Think we can all agree that a live streamed 3 rounds of boxing, with a kitty that goes to the Bobby Robson foundation, is the only reasonable way to settle this.

Not sure if in another thread somewhere, but Jenas was on Would I Lie To You tonight, it's on iPlayer. Had a story about Nobby Solano. Nothing special but if you enjoy the show usually, it's worth a watch.

Good luck to him. I'd have liked to have seen a second season from him, but frankly I think we were just not suited to each other at this moment and it was perhaps the right time to roll the dice.

Some players take time to adapt and then become extremely effective, some never adapt, but are not necessarily bad players. You just have to go with which you think is most likely on a case by case basis. I think we can all agree with that rather dull assessment.

Years of steroid abuse and excessive woo-ing will be the death of flair.

Those Shearer photoshops are actually pretty good tbf

Has he ever really talked about the whole Tevez Mascherano thing? Could only find this with a quick google http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/newcastle-boss-pardew-great-working-tevez-mascherano-west-ham-1339681 Says they were easy to handle and he enjoyed working with them, but Tevez absolutely laid into him when asked about him Does have to be said he's got a certain gift for PR.

And it might sound harsh to criticise when he's scored two really good goals but his finishing wasn't perfect, and he made few sloppy passes in the second half. I'm sure he'll be good but it's a bit premature for the '£30m was a bargain' spiel Owen was coming out with.

0-1.

Tricks are what whores do for money... or cocaine.