Mr Misery

There's one obvious drawback to that plan - he can't stay fit.

Are you Simon Jordan? ;-D

It's not stupid. It's a signpost for the future.

I'm retired. This cunt woke me up in bad fettle at 6:30am. CUNT!

TBF even my Mrs noticed - me and the Lad were "he's not fully fit" but she said "he's not trying". I'd call it women's intuition but...

Instant with any luck.

He's a terrible cunt

Newcastle United can confirm our former number 14 has joined the football team from Merseyside that play in red.

Consider my gob smacked. What the...

They been on the pilsner all night?

Absolutelylutelylutley.

Not much competition like but yeah.

Desperate. He'll outscore Sesko and Gyokeres.

Scouser would do well to fast track it if he's a red.

Well done Lad.

Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries.

Beethoven's 5th.

We won't entertain LFC. Show them to the servants' entrance please butler

Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way oot.

Wait til Eddie gets him fit

Voldemort.

BOOM!

I'm dying on the No to Jackson hill so - Move On.

Rather than signing Jackson. Yup. Like I said SL and/or Wissa would be preferable.

I'd take that over signing Jackson. Strand Larsen and/or Wissa in preference to Osula obviously yes.