Jaqen

Successful passes in opposition half 117-2

The attacking talent in general in football at the minute feels like it's at an all time low. Looking at the European boot for this season only 6 players have hit 20 or more goals this season in the top 5 leagues. That feels really low?

To be fair Tonali was probably meant to be passing the balloons to his teammates and kept passing them to the brasses instead.

Will never forgive that creep Emery for throwing the game against this lot last week, like.

What a save

Still can't believe VDV got away with literally picking up the ball and stopping the game

Ref might as well try and get on the end of one of these corners for Spurs it would be less obviously corrupt than that added on time

13 minutes

Always impressed with just how shite Kolo Muani is.

16 goals this season is a good return considering how poor we've looked in attack a lot of the time mind. His form seemed to drop off ever since we stopped playing with a proper striker.

It's weird because it's basically the same thing but a left back playing right back always feels a lot more mental than a right back playing left back.

Fuck off man

Wilson!!!

Fuck off

Ah fuck that was the chance

De Zerbi is probably knocking up a bid for him right now.

Shocking performance from Forest.

What a daft cunt

Hazard-esque that from Buendia.

Howay Forest

Gerrard as a third commentator feels like when you'd been in a game party chat with a mate and he'd invite someone in who you didn't know who said a few words every 20 minutes.

What was that from the PSG keeper

Champions league apparently has more game time than any of the top 5 leagues. Poor numbers across the board mind.

Simeone got it horribly wrong here, like. Way too negative first half then when they've went for it second half took all their best attackers off.

He actually does own a coffee company with a rather questionable logo