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Give 6 chimps a tactics board and in 2 mins they will recreate Brucies gameplan. But give 1000 chimps, 1000 wordprocessors with predictive text and they'd never recreate his contribution to literature.

Steve Agnew has released footage of the drive back, with Bruce, after the Leicester game.

Winding up the Catholics again.

Not even that, it was only about 8 appearances. He came into a team that was in form too. There's definitely a player in there, but there's still a massively unknown quantity about him. Those 8 games might not be a true representation of his quality over the course of a season. I thought it was incredible when he was getting touted for Man Utd and England. He was exceptional, but that was under Rafa Benitez' NUFC. Playing under Steve Bruce's SDFC his value will likely be cut in half. Fantastic businessman, is Mike. He'd probably employ Maureen to sell high end motors.

But we're Geordies, and we're mental. We're off our fuckin heads.

Rafa has so much to answer for. He made big waves with his reckless desire to move the club forward, and in those waves, the beached whale is finding it tough to tread water.

He says formost he has always prided himself on an honest hard working team Sounds technical! This is it. We know Rafa got angry with poor performances, but you know he would be very specific with his criticism. This dickhead would have just questioned their commitment, which they've likely been questioning themselves since Rafa's departure

I love that restaurant, it's full of character. The pigeon in the rafters gives it a real artsy feel.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/premier-league/exclusive-stunned-into-silence-newcastle-players-told-not-to-come-to-training-during-explosive-appraisal-of-leicester-defeat/ar-AAI3PZG?ocid=spartanntp

He could help Man U get 3 points if he signs before Sunday.

I don’t think it’s about hitting him in the pocket anymore. If they’re going to go at all away, then they should be making it rotten against Ashley & Bruce, not singing that song like sheep and booing Ayoze Perez. Empty away ends would get people talking, it would be a huge statement. I agree with the booing Perez, and I think they'd be better off not going, but for those that do go, I don't expect them to drag Ashley's weight wherever they go.

Basics is all he knows. And by basics I mean he knows that you have to put 11 men on the football pitch. Beyond that, he’s got nothing. Aye. He's marginally better than Charnley, in that respect. And I'm sure Charnley was next on the list.

I reckon we've paid £20m with another £20m if he scores 10 goals. It would explain the tactics.

"the lack of effort wasn't enough"

Glue.

Yeah. "So we're going to, instead, engage with the supporters".

Any away fans, from London, will wander in there thinking it's a sauna.

Giant fluorescent stars (in orange, pink and green) are effective, and look less tacky.

Hope he scores 5 then paddles his kayak down the touchline, whistling the tune to Hawaii 5-0

That’s it for me. While putting the membership down to £1 and never once promoting ourselves as a protest group. As an organisation we will do more and achieve more with a bigger member base. What we're working on in the background is really exciting and is why we made a big drive for members (event at a quid). We've done a hell of a lot since the summer, but you won't see most of it yet. In most of what we do we can't do it with a running commentary in the public eye or else things will fail - this is how the world works - half baked ideas, plans, programmes - they fail. If you're not a protest group then how can you be planning anything exciting in the background? Obvs can't talk about it. This is how the world works fellas. "Give us your money so we can do what we can't tell you, and keep believing it will only ever happen if you don't know what's going to happen.

Shouldn't they be called SDST?

He's actually Leader of the Free World.

No, just seems that if it's close some people think it can't be given as offside, even if it is. My issue is this level of semantics and close inspection when it should boil down to was any advantage gained from someone being a few cms offside, the law was made to stop goal hanging not to be nitpicky bastards Goal hanging? Mooching.

Whatever you do, in protest, don't rip out the seats. Ashley's just waiting for the chance.

16:29 on Sunday.