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Is Boris racist? White middle aged Etonian Tory, of course he is Nah. Tories aren't racist. They don't care who they tread on.

Twitter and facebook has been embarrassing this past 24 hours. I think I might need to take a break from it for a while for my own sanity. A growing number of people now blaming Rafa for leaving, telling us we've all got to get behind Bruce, and even praising Ashley up for doing nothing more than spending the Perez/Joselu money during the same transfer window. It's absolutely pathetic like. Ashley is literally just one £20m signing away from not only ending the Arsenal boycott but selling another 10k season tickets and the fact that he's bled the club dry for the past 12 years is once again forgotten about (until his next move to totally shaft the club and its fans and the thick twats will all be up in arms again). He plays them like a fiddle and they're too thick to see it. We sure do now have a huge faction of braindead thick as shit fans who just dont have the intelligence to see the bigger picture. I blame the education system and social media It's not a huge faction (at least I hope not). The image is amplified by people like Seymour, with their relentless crusades.

Maybe it was the fact that he'd only be here for a year and therefore wouldn't help him in his long term project.

Pawel looks like he should be guarding the gates, but that's St. Peter isn't it?

Was it Budgie the talking helicopter that reported it? We're getting Fergie as DOF. And not the good Scottish version Should see the number of toe injuries go down.

Was it Budgie the talking helicopter that reported it? We're getting Fergie as DOF.

Switched our focus to Jarred O'Mara, apparently he's out of contract.

He's right, mind. Ashley didn't have to put his hands in HIS pocket.

Probably Ashley that grassed him up.

There's no way CUNT signs him for £40 million, without a guaranteed profit. Chelsea gonna buy him for £60 million when their ban is lifted.

I'm implying CUNT is so thick (when it comes to football) that he thinks because a 20 goal a season striker costs £40million then he will get a 20 goal a season striker if he spends £40million on one, whoever that may be. It could be Carlton Cole.

Ashley's been listening to his advisors again; Bruce: We need a 20 goal a year striker. Charnley: A 20 goal a year striker costs at least £40 million Ashley: Well pay £40 million then. It could have been Andy Carroll for the same price.

It's so fucking weird. We overpay for a player when nobody else appears interested. And lowball when there's competition. Fucking backward.

If CUNT is splashing out to get the fans back onside he can fuck off. I hate him even more for this. He's like the worst of step-dads, splits your arse at bedtime, then buys you the most expensive dress in the shop.

Not seen him but fully prepared to say there is no way a player called Jarrod Bowen will be good in the Barclays I've been following his career. He's super, smashing, lovely, great.

Leazes Park? Could put up a giant screen and show the Bobby film. Would be good, any sort of anti Ashley event i would come up for. Make it a 'Festival of Football', for football fans.

Fuck off back to your council house, peasant. Just kidding.

Leazes Park? Could put up a giant screen and show the Bobby film.

Seymour hasn't avoided the topic, though. Far from it. He's probably been given £100 and a Greggs Vegan Roll.

don't know if this was mentioned in that 100 pages of arguments with Seymour[/member] but if i had a season ticket and couldn't face giving up for a season for whatever reason, i'd sure as fuck be using the arsenal boycott to send a message in support of rafa and everything he did for us the last 3 years bloke deserves that from the fans as an absolute minimum imo, cunts can't even stay away one bastard game 52K singing Rafa's name for the full 90 would be something else. But the focus has to be on getting people to quit. Maybe we can convince the seymours of the world that if they are going to do this. No need to abuse Bruce, just sing Rafa's name. That is how we have always treated Legends.

He'd like nothing more than to rid himself of the white elephant that is the football club, but he isn't going to sacrifice the brand association that he bought in the first place. That's why he will sell for cheap [with attachments], to somebody like Kenyon. He'll use the excuse that Kenyon has the best interests of the club at heart. White elephant? It makes him an absolute fortune and has given him advertising and coverage of which he could only dream of before he bought it. I doubt anyone had even heard of Mike Ashley before he bought NUFC, now I doubt there's anyone out there who hasn't heard of him! How about you read the entire post before commenting on the first fucking sentence.

Seems a strange decision to hire a PR company then. Even a deliberately shit one.

wherever mike's ringpiece happens to be. I've heard he likes a cheeky thumb up his arse.

Just because you know none of his clients, doesn't mean he's shite at PR. It could be quite the opposite. A lot of PR work is focussed on keeping people away from public scrutiny. I would suspect that to be the very kind of PR that CUNT requires. You could say he's doing a shite job of that, but you just have to imagine what it would be like if he had no PR rep. I'm not for one minute saying that he has anything to do with the supposed BZG takeover, but he could easily be involved in the gossip connected to it.. Who was Caulkin's source on the deal that wouldn't happen if he spoke of it? its very simple either Bishop is incompetent due to the pr "advice" he's giving to Ashley/NUFC is bloody terrible (and both have awful pr) or he's incompetent because he can't get the guy paying him to follow his advice. And while I'm no expert on journalism or sources what I do know is Caulkin is no fool and would do his research on whatever he's told and not blindly believe the first thing someone tells him. Do you honestly think Ashey's PR couldn't be any worse?

Just because you know none of his clients, doesn't mean he's shite at PR. It could be quite the opposite. A lot of PR work is focussed on keeping people away from public scrutiny. I would suspect that to be the very kind of PR that CUNT requires. You could say he's doing a shite job of that, but you just have to imagine what it would be like if he had no PR rep. I'm not for one minute saying that he has anything to do with the supposed BZG takeover, but he could easily be involved in the gossip connected to it.. Who was Caulkin's source on the deal that wouldn't happen if he spoke of it?