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You'd like to think that, but if Jamie Carragher can say there is nothing wrong with it then what's to stop the official in the studio thinking the same?

When Solskaer brought down Rob Lee, it was a foul but it was also an error by Lee because he should have already scored by that point.

The idea that we couldn't afford the loan repayments rankles, still.

No need to look at stats to understand why he thought he could catch it. I see Rafa's point, of course. But that was his all day, without the impedance.

It's acceptable if the ref hasn't seen it as a foul, although given Dubs had comfortably caught about 8 similar crosses, I'd like to think the ref seen at least something out of the ordinary that was worthy of consideration. I can't get away with people who have seen the replay claiming it isn't a foul.

Aye Jamie, but just so you can be certain why not turn down the brightness and contrast.

CCTV footage of Ashley's bid for Patisserie Valerie:

Should have bought the liverpool games then you would have got both for one monthly payment.

I guess it could be time to consider glasses. I thought we'd signed Charlie Austin.

I think John Carver learned more from Keegan in that thumbnail, than he did working with Robson all those years.

I wouldn't call today a howler. He's done what many on here are doing. He under-estimated the quality of the strike. It was very deceptive. Looked like a simple gathering job, but then it moves, 3ft in front of him. It would have taken a great reflex save at that point. Disappointing yes. But a howler is letting in a back-pass.

I reckon after 2 weeks at the club he'll become disillusioned with football altogether and you'll see hm down at the job shop signing for his Gyros. Pitta because he could have been a star.

Perfect time to do my tax returns.

In case we got a penalty.

You're all poring over the text messages of a dead man, and I'm weird for injecting a bit of humour? That's just it though, if any one of you had suffered any personal loss, you'd welcome a bit of humour. I remember another man who had a fascination with the next messages of the deceased. Never understood why he was so popular. I do now.

It's easy to understand how Ashley would be gobsmacked at transfers like Lazaar and Hanley. He gets just about every item of stock for next to nothing, so even in a 90% off sale it still profits. He just needs to sit tight until robots replace human players. Then at least we can sell our Ameobi mkIIs on to the grainger market for sweeping up.

He's a Good Boy Drops back to help out in midfield when needed.

I reckon he's changed his mind about the transfer after they got beat off us, and he's done a Reggie Perrin

Exactly the same thing you tell him if he wants to spend his pocket money on being whipped by whores.

Do you own a wallpaper shop?

But he could then lead the charge for cheaper rents.

After that finish today the title should be Fabian / Schar.

Yeah, their contribution usurps any feeling of disappointment in the Murphy signing. For those who want to judge Rafa's transfer decisions. Lejeune is so important to our defensive efforts.

How can he sit there, surrounded by 50000 NUFC fans, and look so relaxed? I know he's a sociopathetic cunt, but that just baffles me. Even though it's obvious nobody will do anything, he must consider it a possibility. Maybe his family reassure him, with their fingers crossed.

Looks more like the Brown boys' mother.