Happinesstan

OMG! I hope everybody is okay. I used to take care of their executive box at stamford brisge. Love the wife. She would ask me what the score would be and put a bet on then we'd share the winnings.

If they just said one of them it would be bad enough, it's when they say them both in the same fucking sentence without making the obvious connection that grinds my shite.

We'll get a penalty, Southampton will have a player sent off, and it will be 42 in the shade at full time.

I know that. Do the beeb have any duty of impartiality on matters such as this? I was just thinking it's great that Shearer can speak freely through the beeb, but then I wonder if they then have to present the opposing side.

Or very good at bias and propaganda. Funny how propaganda actually sounds like deep research.

Wound me up straight away. How anybody in the media can say "he loaned them £144m and cleared the debt of £76M" without even thinking about how fucking idiotic that is...

First win of the season. 0-2

I'll be surprised if Rafa knows his budget on the last day of the month.

Fucking hell. £100k wouldn't get you Brian Kilcline in 1992.

Every year people complain, and question Rafa's early season team selections. And every year he is vindicated.

Supporting this club is tantamount to punishment. Paying for the privilege is Frank Bough levels of stupid.

what about people who take their kids to the match? not going to take a 9 year old in a jam packed pub. Report them to social services.

Absolute horseshit. I do think, however that his influence might not be having the positive impact that his attributes should provide. When players are lacking confidence, he can probably compound things. Just another symptom of Ashley's ownership, and in no way a slur on Ritchie.

That bloke behind Kenedy's effort runs him a close second.

I had a feeling Wembley was in the wrong hands, the first time I worked there. First play-off semi at new Wembley. Derby v West Brom, I think. Anyway I was working in a restaurant with 6000 guests. We put 6 bottles of wine on each of the 600 tables and open the doors. Within about 2 mins we have two queues at the bar, approx. 4-5000 men wanting pints of lager, and TWO Carlsberg pumps.

It would be so much quicker if he just died. I no longer care if it is a slow painful death, hit by a bus doing 60 will suffice. If there is a god.

So what you’re saying is every week this place is grumpy then? Brightens up, immeasurably on international breaks.

So you're saying the whole thing has been the greatest long con in history. I'm sure I've seen it mentioned on numerous occasions.

Is that not just an opportunity for him to buy back shares at a reduced price? I seem to remember that being discussed as his MO.

Henry? The Mild-mannered janitor?

Nineteen. N-n-n-n-nineteen.

A frog's arse is watertight.

I've always hated those 'reaction' videos, but now I want to see everybody's reaction to that.

Democratic Football Lads Alliance fuckin hell They just picked four words out of a hat containing their entire vocabulary.

I was thinking that. Personally i couldn’t give a fuck if they took the club forward. As someone already pointed out, most owners are vile so we might aswell have a vile one that wants to win some trophies. Yes they all are bombing kids in Yemen. It’s not being picky ffs. No, but you’d be naive to not think that almost everyone with that kind of money doesn’t benefit from innocent people’s deaths somewhere along the line. I guess, with trickle down economics, we're all culpable. Oh that's such a weight off my shoulders.