Happinesstan

Saying Diame is not PL standard because "he's only had half a decent season" is absolute bullshit. He's played an average of over 30 premiership games in in 8 out of the last 10 seasons. Relegated once (in the only season he played less than 25 games he actually played only 12 games, for a new club), and promoted to the premiership twice. He's got PL quality written all over hm.

He's off the list. Sure I read a book that said he did a horrendous article about us years ago That's enough evidence for me. Fuck man, you're not even 100% that you read the book.

He's amazing this kid. Not that we didn't know that. But his willingness t run with the ball, into a crowd of players, and his ability to come out with the ball, had me laughing at times. He shouldn't be able to do that.

Knowing Rafa, there'll be a few changes. Might go 3 at the back with Yedlin out. Dubs Schar Lascelles Clark Ritchie Shelvey Diame Kenedy Muto Perez Rondon

Husov Fraser? Must be Eastern European.

Has anybody in here ever been asked by a girl to spitroast them? I have. And I did. It was shit because after 20 seconds my mates cock was flapping around like a fire hose, jizing all over the place. I couldn't stop laughing. But that's not the point. The point is, this girl REALLY wanted a 3some. It had been her fantasy since she was kissed by two blokes on holiday, and we just happened to be the lucky ticket holders. I had to convince my mate that there was nowt gay about it, like, and he ended up dating the girl.

It's still refreshingly honest, though. Yeah, he's a cunt and he's proud to be a cunt because the cunts he surrounds himself with, reward his cuntish behaviour. As do the victims/participants.

As this is a forum internet site, a fair lot of us are either abroad or don't live anywhere near Newcastle, might have something to do with it. I voted no, because I wanted to see the results. I'm hoping I can make it but it's going to be tight. I'm guessing it'll all be gone by the time I get there.

0/10 for the board successfully securing Rafa's first choices. 10/10 for Rafa having such a deep list that we've managed to improve (for this season). Another 0/10 for the board's long term strategy.

He's bought HOF so that he has an outlet in which to sell his wallpaper, and thus raise money for transfers.

HAVE!

I'd probably rather we signed Joan tbh. Harper for me like He who dares wins. A bold bid for Lewis?

Divine "You think you're a man, but you're only a thumb."

We only have Dummett who can play left back with any competency and we only have 3 fit centre backs so yes, I would say both are a major priority. Another number 10 is pretty urgent as well in my opinion but that's never going to happen with us refusing to pay more than a few million for anyone. Is Schar right or left footed? Clark could cover left-back, but if that becomes necessary we would lose our only cover at CB. If Schar is right-footed I would definitely go for a LB/CB utility. If he's left footed I'd be after cover for Lascelles. We really need both but that is how I would prioritise.

So our top signing this season is actually Viktor Navorski

Why would that terrify you? He's a top 6 manager, he deserves the chance to perform at his own level, to make his own kind of music, not rummage through the LPs in the Spastic Society shop.

If it deflects off a beach ball then I can accept that.

Hit the woodwork twice, according to BBC.

When I saw him a couple times he was really good on the ball, I wonder if LB and maybe a little coaching up at CDM wouldnt be in the offing? You're right though, at CB its not ideal albeit not unheard of. He was really impressive and Im actually a bit shocked that PSG would let him go, must be FFP considerations and trying to get money where they can, when they can. Otherwise you would think that they would find some random Ligue 1 side to loan him too for the time being. Like I said before, try and get Tim Weah in on the deal I've never seen N'Soki play outside of Youtube/Twitter clips, so I cannot really comment on him, but as an aside I find it quite odd that the Liberian president has a son that plays football for a different nation. It would be the same as Barron Trump being capped by Slovenia in five or six year's time. Very Bizarre. Ukraine would be my bet.

He was in Cowgate Morrison's last time I seen him. Reckon he does a tour of the reduced shelves. Looking for a bargain chicken wrap.

Forcing them to delete their marketing, by using the medium of their marketing is glorious to be honest. Power to the people.

Lonsdale shoes? This is all turning into a huge fire hazard Could be another Waco on the cards.

PCP? Aye. Think it might have been CVC, or something, that bought Skybet.

PCP? Stan's an acid man I think. Ketamin is canny.

A photo of Ashley, giving a thumbs up, with Charnley's face drawn in biro, would make my day.