Happinesstan

Mitro was similar to Billy Whitehurst at times. Built like a brick shithouse. And moves as fast.

Instead of telling us why we're puzzled, why don't you do some fucking journalism and put those questions to the people with the answers? Cretin.

Fucking love Rafa. He is well within his rights to walk away, and he likely will, but he isn't prepared to leave us in the shit.

Complicit in every level of deceit. Even Douglas fails to point out the obvious.

I was sure that was Paw Broon, like.

No. Charnley just misheard Rafa when he said, I want a b or c but I expect you to get me someone random.

A leader,to step in should Lascelles need a rest, would be good. As long as he is playing I'm comfortable with Schar or Clark covering Lejeune's absence, but if we lose Lascelles it would be a disaster.

Maybe Peres gives them that option.

It's probably the only reason we're looking at ANOTHER central defender.

Candy was brilliant in JFK, too.

£22M is a good price. Well done fat cunt.

It might have been the previous season.

Did he not play a big part in our 5th place season. Seem to remember we had a great defensive record while he was in the team. Might just be relative to how good we were with Saylor in the team, like.

Despite his abject failure to provide any evidence, he's probably a decent keeper, Rafa must have saw something in him to pay 5-6m. Probably just shit his pants playing in front of 52000 mental geordies. Dubravka has that personality required to take the occasion by the scruff of the neck.

I fully expect Manquillo to be a better player this season, and may even turn out to be adequate cover for Yedlin. I'd like to see better than Yedlin, but hopefully he has improved also. Happy with Dummett on the left, kind of reliable. But we could do with somebody a little more exciting, just for an extra option. Clark is probably a similar type of LB to dummett so will provide suitable coverage for his specific role, but somebody regularly overlapping Kenedy would be brilliant (provided they can cross a ball.

Suppose the answer is kind of wrong though as they haven't included Yannick Toure, it says nothing about senior appearances, just signings for Newcastle. Edit: Scratch that, they specified senior appearances Scratch it because he was born in Senegal

The fat cunt wanted to promote his shit business in Asia and it has taken him 12 years to sign a player from that region. Says it all.

If it wasn't for the SD sign, those tiles wouldn't have been cleaned in years.

Sung Yeung, having some fun, keeping defenders on the run. Wise guys realise, he's Andre Iniesta in disguise. See Ki, avaolable and free, no team no fee how Mike likes them to be. One two take a look at you, you fat odious fucker. Doo doo doo doo do. doo doo doo doo do. Doo doo doo doo do.

Frankie says fuck off you fat cunt.

If they could get the quality right, Periscope is a brilliant way to watch it. It does a great job of replicating the matchday experience. No shitty commentators, all the comments from surrounding supporters. I know that's a bit of a contradiction, but I mean the banter.

Except the fat cunt keeps making it abundantly clear that it's HIS club, not yours. You fucking dipshit. Obviously not directed at you, SB.

Just worry that the fat cunt will get £3 million off him if he does that. Although I'm pretty sure he has an airtight case for constructive dismissal. The fat cunt has got form.