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Maybe he just assumed that you needed to be a big club in order to do that.

MAN CITY is an acronym. We can't compete with Macclesfield, Aldershot, Nantwich, Coventry, Ipswich, Tooting and Mitcham, and Yeovil.

Looks like it's made of wallpaper. A-HA!

Rafa will walk at the end of this contract, taking with him the undoubted value that he adds to the asking price for the club. Then Staveley can buy at a reasoable price and sign Rafa back on.

The loan has to be repayed as part of any sale, that much is clear.

Is that Newcastle United Football Club, or Newcastle United Football Company Ltd?

The only reasonable explanation I can find, is the love that I found for loan deals is so that we are not desperate to sell players before our deadline day. We can be patient and get the money we want, and then secure permanent signings later.

Seems a good lad. Wish him well. I think he needs to be at a level where he can play regularly in order to improve. I expect him to go to some top half championship club. Probably end up back in the premiership in two years.

That's from the Mirror's chief football writer. Man he knows his topic.

Clearly we are signing Modric but, like Ki, Rafa is waiting until Croatia go out of the world cup, before moving quickly to get him.

Of the 4 clubs who were interested in him, Real Betis finished 6th, Sevilla finished 7th, Real Sociedad (where Merino is going) finished 13th and Athletic Bilbao finished 16th. An intriguing lack of quotes around the bit that says Ki is like for like.

https://www.facebook.com/nasscotic80/videos/10156705623404258/ It's still a wonderful life though.

It's alright though, Adidas have paid the FA £100,000 for demonstrating that their competitors product is shite.

Why? Pathetic twats. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/fifa-world-cup/are-you-‘kyling’-for-kyle-walker-football-fans-are-copying-that-cramp-pose-on-social-media/ar-AAzUHnD?MSCC=1531329695&ocid=spartanntp

I get the feeling he's maybe just a little more introverted than your average footballer. Despite willing him to be selected, I also thought he would likely be isolated to a degree. No way he shouldn't be involved in the future though. Start picking him for squads once the world cup is over.

That makes a depressing amount of sense. Aye. Ashley needs to be careful. If he backs Rafa too much, he might be tempted to sign that contract.

"people close to his agent"? OK Lee you shiny headed fuckwit.

FYP. Just read that on RTG. Whole new level of self-congratulatory vileness there at the moment. Eh? I don't understand. Do you mean they have quoted me on RTG as some kind of indication of our delusion? If so, that's funny.

If Shelvey was playing we'd be in the final.

Just let Rafa buy who the fuck he wants, man. FFS he doubled Mitro's value just by not picking him. The man is a financial wizard.

Turned over a VW in Trafalgar square or something.

I'd buy Novichok off Abramovich if Ashley was to personally do the deal.

Still think he'd be okay with Lascelles, but I'd rather have better. But then we already need to replace Mbemba with somebody who can cover for Lascelles.

Hooper's keeper top, man. Was it ever proven to be a magic eye image?

Young people probably look at USA 1994 as ancient football history now... I've only just got over the realisation that some people didn't exist in 1990.