Happinesstan

Football's coming home. And the owner of our proud club is printing fucking t-shirts.

Who's getting a delivery of novichok in the morning?

Denise Welsh doing "Sunday for Sammy" adverts.

I always get my curry delivered so that I can sing "It's coming home" until it get's here.

There is definitely a good player in Merino, but I'm not sure he's quite at the point of commanding a starting position in the prem, but he needs game time to get there. I don't knowmuch about Ki but he has been a regular in the prem over the past four years, and is likely a safer option. It's a shame for us, but it would probably be best for the player. Although a loan option would suit both parties.

Could be the other side waiting to see if there are any offers closer to their asking price. They're not advertising him in the Chronicle, £27m ono.

It's allegedly very humid in the monitoring offices.

Yeah, I didn't read any further than that.

Could it be that they wanted 27, we offered 15, and now they want 22?

Nah, they will randomly "fail the medical" or ensure wages offered was dogshit. We'll end up with Divine as our new forward.

If he's Rafa's first choice, then Plea is the plea for me. Cold-blooded son of a gun He'll shoot you down.

It's both players we will fail to sign.

Andrei Kanchelskis.

Terry Mac

It certainly seems like a gift from heaven for Townsend, but if Rafa really wants him, and it's not just rumours, then he must have done something to gain that faith.

There's little difference between wanting to go on to bigger and better, and, not wanting to go on to smaller and shitter.

I haven't seen enough of him, so I'm going off what people are saying here. Sounds like a shrewd bit of business. There is certainly no reason to be unhappy with this signing. Looking forward to seeing him. To be honest I don't particularly care if every signing is a free transfer, as long as they improve us overall.

Kane in August, man. We'll win this nee bother.

He's an example to us all.

Walk like a panther, spend like an owl.

He didn't do anything to increase his value, or the interest in him. But he didn't do anything to reduce his value either. £20 million from Fulham it is.

"believed to be just up the road" Pullitzer prize winning journalism that, like.

The Lord Raglan pub. Just promotional nonsense. Oh right. I thought I recognised it. It's over the road from Nomura Bank.

The William Hill Arms?? Are bookies opening up pubs now?

Manko Branko?