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Suppose the answer is kind of wrong though as they haven't included Yannick Toure, it says nothing about senior appearances, just signings for Newcastle. Edit: Scratch that, they specified senior appearances Scratch it because he was born in Senegal

The fat cunt wanted to promote his shit business in Asia and it has taken him 12 years to sign a player from that region. Says it all.

If it wasn't for the SD sign, those tiles wouldn't have been cleaned in years.

Sung Yeung, having some fun, keeping defenders on the run. Wise guys realise, he's Andre Iniesta in disguise. See Ki, avaolable and free, no team no fee how Mike likes them to be. One two take a look at you, you fat odious fucker. Doo doo doo doo do. doo doo doo doo do. Doo doo doo doo do.

Frankie says fuck off you fat cunt.

If they could get the quality right, Periscope is a brilliant way to watch it. It does a great job of replicating the matchday experience. No shitty commentators, all the comments from surrounding supporters. I know that's a bit of a contradiction, but I mean the banter.

Except the fat cunt keeps making it abundantly clear that it's HIS club, not yours. You fucking dipshit. Obviously not directed at you, SB.

Just worry that the fat cunt will get £3 million off him if he does that. Although I'm pretty sure he has an airtight case for constructive dismissal. The fat cunt has got form.

Maybe he just assumed that you needed to be a big club in order to do that.

MAN CITY is an acronym. We can't compete with Macclesfield, Aldershot, Nantwich, Coventry, Ipswich, Tooting and Mitcham, and Yeovil.

Looks like it's made of wallpaper. A-HA!

Rafa will walk at the end of this contract, taking with him the undoubted value that he adds to the asking price for the club. Then Staveley can buy at a reasoable price and sign Rafa back on.

The loan has to be repayed as part of any sale, that much is clear.

Is that Newcastle United Football Club, or Newcastle United Football Company Ltd?

The only reasonable explanation I can find, is the love that I found for loan deals is so that we are not desperate to sell players before our deadline day. We can be patient and get the money we want, and then secure permanent signings later.

Seems a good lad. Wish him well. I think he needs to be at a level where he can play regularly in order to improve. I expect him to go to some top half championship club. Probably end up back in the premiership in two years.

That's from the Mirror's chief football writer. Man he knows his topic.

Exactly. There is absolutely no fucking point, AT ALL, to pundits. Ooops. Sorry Mr. Advertiser. Obviously starting the program an hour earlier than kick-off is of the utmost importance.

Perez against West Brom was a quality finish, had nowt to do with shooting.

Clearly we are signing Modric but, like Ki, Rafa is waiting until Croatia go out of the world cup, before moving quickly to get him.

Of the 4 clubs who were interested in him, Real Betis finished 6th, Sevilla finished 7th, Real Sociedad (where Merino is going) finished 13th and Athletic Bilbao finished 16th. An intriguing lack of quotes around the bit that says Ki is like for like.

Could have done with Rooney, belting 30 yarders into Row Z.

https://www.facebook.com/nasscotic80/videos/10156705623404258/ It's still a wonderful life though.