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A dream come true for the fat cunt, though.

Agreed. Only bettered by watching him in a Liverpool goalies top. All the best Jose lad.

That's called a "Heaton Mess".

Pundits.

He did. But for some reason the operator put him through to Sir Jimmy Saville, and they got talking about his charity work.

6 counting Jelliot. 7. If Joselu can pick up the ball he's a better keeper than striker.

You can take the boy out of Villa...

Anybody who wants to label those who would report a paedo pal, as "holier than thou" needs to take a closer look at the church.

Somebody, somewhere, will look at that and think "Beautiful". And that is our starting point for de-population.

Idiots are looking in the wrong place. There's 6 piles of it on his plate.

Don't know about the 90s but when I was a kid in the 80s, we had a well known nonce that we were told to avoid. We used to seek him out and torment him, until he chased us on his motorbike. Times have definitely changed.

Stopped clock.

Wasn't his overhead kick on target? Wrongly given offside. Sergej Milinković Savić Could've sworn it was him. lol

Wasn't his overhead kick on target? Wrongly given offside.

He didnt win the ball. The rule says a careless trip results in a foul. If you can't get all of the ball in the same sliding movement and actually win possession, it's careless and running the risk of tripping. That's what happened He did win the ball, he knocked it into Greizmann who didn't have control of the ball and then he 'tripped him' ie touched him with nowhere near enough contact to cause him to be impeded. such as small touch on the ball as to make it move like 2cm off its original course isnt "winning the ball" (imo) Like I've honestly never seen this argued before. The only time I can imagine it being the case is if the tackle was at a slow pace (like Dummett's against Mahrez) when it could be argued that any small deviation is irrelevant but even then I imagine most people would just assume that contact with the ball is enough for it to be classed as a tackle. The tackle today was at pace, you cannot just say 2cm off it's course is nothing. 2cm is more than enough to affect Griezman's first touch, which causes the ball to get away from him. Not a pen, but I wouldn't have had a problem if the ref had given it. The fact that VAR looked at it from every angle, and gave it is the pisser.

The replay shows the ball deviates slightly which means he touched the ball. They fucked up. Touching a ball slightly doesnt mean that it isnt a foul.. It means he won the ball so unless it was reckless (or he does something else like pull the player down with his arm) then aye it literally does. what This is after the touch. Hasnt won the ball at all, it's still in Griezmann's possession, regardless of the slightest of touches I was about to say the same, but I looked at it again and I honestly think the ball gets away from Griezmann.

Salamovich? So, son of hello? His dad must've been a bit of a Casanova, only had to say hello to a woman and she was fertilised.

Got an hour to score his first ever hat-trick.

another.

I remember. I also remember sitting in the old wooden west stand that was there prior to that, one such time watching the might of Frank Pingel back head the ball into the net for a draw with the best team in the land and Europe at the time, Liverpool. If you want to get an idea of how the first version of the milburn looked before L7, look at Watford's main stand, whoever designed ours made it an exact copy of theirs, it looks tiny compared to what is there now. And yes I still believe we should have moved to castle leazes back in the day, fuck the protesters. We wouldn't have the issues we have now with the lack of expansion possibilities. It's here. Small pic but I'm sure somebody can work some magic. www.nufc.com/images/sjp7.jpg

"Fits Rafa's target profile" "He's young, has talent and the potential to be coached into a better player" "Benitez wants to bring in more experienced, front line, first team ready talent into the side"

Or Hayden is moving down to 5th choice, which is probably about right tbf. As it stands, if Shelvey or Diame were to get injured, we would only have 1 back up midfielder in Hayden/Merino (depending on which stepped in). That's not enough for comfort. We had 5 this season with Saivet and Rafa seemed to decide in January he only needed 4 tbf. Yeah well 4 ain't enough and I'm sure he knows that. As I said, if any of the 4 sustain a long term injury, you simply can't get through a full season competing in numerous competitions with 3 central midfielders. It's pretty obvious really. Numerous competitions. Chortle.

Explain..... Well Colocinni was very good for three seasons straight. Yes he was poor by the end but that was due to age and personal problems. If you were busy saying he was rubbish in the earlier part of his time here, you were just plain wrong. You know who is REALLY pap? Pele. Slow as shit and exceptionally injury prone. Aye but remarkably for his age, he never flops in the box.

I just wish somebody would make the fat cunt an offer he can't refuse.

Everton sold Stones for £50m. £30m is an insult and I don't even think Ashley would entertain that. Stones is an international, mind. Ashley will definitely consider £30M for a player who cost about 4.